I have wine, pizza and excitement.
What do you have?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:26, 155 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

tea, crumpets and a sore face.

( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:28, Reply)

feeling a bit better though?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

Yar, much.
Bit achey and bruised but no longer delirious on pain killers so all is well :)
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)

Aw luv
I'm dead sorry for you.
Some pain can be ignored, but gob-ache is not one of them.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)

Cheers roota.
It was so bad yesterday it made me fall over in the shower and hit my fanny bone on the edge of the bath.
I am truly a damaged girl.
:(
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Oh Jesus
What the fuck, a girl can pass out from that!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Glad to hear it :)
particularly strong painkillers?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Something Monty gave me...
I should know better really.

My flatmate was trying to have a conversation with me yesterday, apparently everytime my face moved it would take my eyes a few seconds to catch up. I was also slurring and nodding my head like a little nodding dog in a car. I have no memory of this.
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Hahaha!
I can only imagine what they were.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

calpol
it causes hallucinations remember
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Aw! hon.
*hugz*

Will you be better for Saturday?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I hope so!
I can live with being a bit achey, but having a swollen face is making me feel slightly self conscious. At least I'm allowed to drink to take my mind off it! Hurrah!
( wanderlust, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

You'll be amongst friends.
We won't poke fun.


Apart from Al of course. I'll show him my cleavage to distract him.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

And apparantly I can make it down
not that this is an automatic selling point
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

:)
apart from money my brother is sending me a present in the post apparantly, to thank me for help in writing the application he submitted for the chance of a year in an American university (he got it!)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)

That's awesome
go go writing skillz!
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:58, Reply)

I have a decision to make about dinner this evening.
I don't know what to have.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

I was in a bit of a quandry earlier but settled for pizza.
What do you fancy?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I just don't know Blousie.
I. Just. Don't. Know.

*shakes head in despair*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Are you even hungry?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Yes :(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I feel your pain Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)

I'm about to finish work and go to Morrison's - Now, THAT's excitement.

Also - DVD of The Muppet Christmas Carol turned up today.
(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:30, Reply)

A posh frock on.
I think I look quite nice!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Going somewhere special?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Classics Christmas party
I expect to get very drunk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Well have fun.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

ooh is tonight the night
of nice party?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

Yesssssss

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

Have a fantastic time
set your phone alarm to go off at eleven to check if you're drunk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

Have you got your cigarette holder?

(Cave Duck, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

No, I'm smoking posh fags
that are very thin, so won't fit in my holder :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

No piccies for us?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

Wait til tomorrow, I'll see what I can do
I look gothlike on the webcam here.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:38, Reply)

Not much
annoyance in the face of £155 textbooks, that offer me a special deal if I buy all 14 volumes for £2,185. A packet of super noodles and some frankfurters
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

You don't eat properly.......but then again neither did I at your age.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:32, Reply)

you know that quote by Erasmus?
It's on the side of Blackwell bags 'when I have a little money I buy books, if I have any left over I buy food'? I am forced into that unwillingly
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:34, Reply)

*shakes fist at student life*

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

you may laugh
but I was desolate when I saw the price. Can get them for £100 elsewhere but not new
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I wasn't laughing : (
I know how expensive books can be. I didn't have that problem too much but I had to buy lots of artists materials.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:40, Reply)

it's fine
I bought myself some Cicero, and a sneaky copy of HMS Surprise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

You mad crazy fool : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

those are my middle names!
How did you know?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Toothache
And with any luck, I'll have a mattress later on tonight!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:31, Reply)

I'm less than an hour off having the fiancé here for a long weekend
I have wine, and don't tell anyone but I got a chicken burger an' chips on the way home and it was fucking mint.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:33, Reply)

you filthy bitch
ive been proper off dinners all fucking week its great
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I was off dinners,
but it came back yesterday.
I'm dead bawky lately. I bet it's a nervous breakdown.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

yer im not one for casting aspersions but youre probably dying or some shit

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

I could be
I think it's called malaise.
I am dizzy and nauseous most of the time and I keep wondering if I'm real. I reckon some Failey's and a Christmas rest will do it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

holy shit i had that once after having a massive SPanta on an empty belly and mincing off to tescos mong-eyed
i wouldnt rule out spiking. never leave your tea unattended and if possible decant it into an empty bottle with a lid on
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:55, Reply)

some shit up the duff.

EDIT: i insist on being Ronald's paganmother and favourite aunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

Stop ignoring little Trevor
the weaker, but more loving twin.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Runt of the litter

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:46, Reply)

blisters and an empty wallet but bags and bags of lovely christmas shopping

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:35, Reply)

I'm having a food and craft Christmas :(
I'm buying for the babbies though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

ha my mam makes those rocky road bars
im a proper soppy cunt ive even sorted the ex out, i need a good hiding
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

If I had the dough (or the means to borrow it)
I'd be the same Rosita. I love Chrismbo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I have a bank charge of £125
I genuinely want to cry. I'm not paying it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

How so?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

When I set up my student account
HSBC also put an overdraft of £200 on my debit card, which is what I use everyday. I've never even got near the £200 limit, yesterday I was £110 overdrawn. Now they're saying I never had an overdraft on that account, which doesn't make sense if I've been using it for the past three months.

I've said they can do what they want, I'm happy to pay back the £110 I've spent if I don't have an overdraft but they can fuck off if they think I'm paying the £125 as well. As it stands I can no longer get Christmas presents for the family or even book my train home next week. Ace.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Keep arguing with them.
Put everything in writing and don't back down. They'll relent eventually.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

That's the thing I have nothing in writing.
I was just going on what I was told when I set up the account in the branch. I'm the most stubborn cunt in the world though so there is zero chance of me ever backing down. As soon as it's sorted I'm closing both my accounts with them, they can fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Hell yeah!
You cunt them in the fuck!
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:00, Reply)

I love their argument at the moment.
"If you aren't willing to pay we'll keep phoning you". Well in that case I'll pay straight away! Idiots.

They've just offered me a 'gesture' of knocking £25 quid off the charge. I told them to bore off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Go you!

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I have a ridiculously large amount of rice and crispy chilli beef in my stomach
A large number of sore muscles and bones from sledging/crashing yesterday, and a notepad to design some stuff this evening.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

You big soft kid

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

I know, I know
It's amazing how far a sledge can throw you though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I've got nothing
I'm on a conference call trying not to scream obscenities into the phone at our bitch program manager who hates one of our contractors and tries to nickel and dime her to death for no reason.

I really hate having to be "professional" when I would prefer to scream "off with her head" and have a bunch of minions then do my bidding.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

*waves*
Hello stranger.

Been jet setting round America?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Just back from DC. Not off again till the end of Jan (to CA for meeting).
Believe me, it's easy to get sick of traveling.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)

If someone asked me to go to CA right now
I'd be off like a shot.

Even San Jose, which is the Milton Keynes of America.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Have a nice Christmas : )
Winter must lovely round your neck of the woods.
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

sore knees
and an aching back having spent the day doing my floor. Leftover bacon hotpot for supper and I might stagger out for a very well deserved pint.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:37, Reply)

+ it on
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:44, Reply)

long johns, smoker's cough and a sore toe.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Grilled salmon
Stir fry veg and noodles. And no wine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

*faints*
No bloody wine?
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:41, Reply)

I noes!
Shocking.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Wine, tabs, a new stereo and a late shift tomorrow.
Topper!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:40, Reply)

When is the date?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:42, Reply)

It was yesterday
And the second one will be Saturday.

I have folded my ego back into a manageable size now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Went well then : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:46, Reply)

We laughed our jaws off
Not sure where this will go but we share a taste in giggling at chavs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Take her to Asda.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

See below
There's a very amusing Morrisons near her.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

There is a very amusing Morrisons near her you say?
I remeber years ago, I lived in a really rough area and I had to walk home via the supermarket. Every night, it was the same routine. Leave walk, go home via the supermarket.

Well, it was the 'Safeway'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I used to go out with a girl called Rosemary.
Every time we went near a supermarket she wanted to dash in.

I had to say "Wait - Rose."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

I was in the supermarket the other day and I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a giant barcode.
'Are you two an item?' I asked.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

She had a friend called Tessa
She'd get very agitated as we passed a particular supermarket.

I'd tell her she could'nt go in and she'd reply.

"Tess goes".
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:07, Reply)

You alright TD?
Where are you taking this new bit of skirt?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Probably to a shopping centre
We had a "spot the most ridiculous makeup" contest yesterday.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Why not take her to the circus?
The clowns should tick that box for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:53, Reply)

We saw one yesterday
Who looked liked The Joker, with ear-rings that dolphins could jump through.

Sadly she'll probably get on my bus tomorrow and I'll crease up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:56, Reply)

the raging horn

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

Wayhay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:49, Reply)

I've not had the raging horn for ages.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I've had it for daaaaaaayyyssssssss

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Bizarrely I have had for the last couple of days
probably some kind of innate physiological procrastination - my libido rarely bothers me unless there's something else I ought to be thinking about.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

I have Labia Majora's jumper, chinese food on the way, and THE Mummy.
HAPPY is me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

And why not indeed.
Lucky girl!
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I have the jeffaids
this is not a good thing.

if I still have this on Tuesday, when it is my chuffing BIRTHDAY, I will not be happy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 18:59, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Bugger all
actually no, I have a late night at work and presentation related despair.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Do you have chocolate?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:02, Reply)

No!
*weeps*
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Cake?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:08, Reply)

Nowt bar apple & blackcurrant squash I'm afraid

(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:10, Reply)

But berk, this is awful news.
How late will you be working?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:12, Reply)

Until I'm finished
or until I get really pissed off, cold and hungry. A while yet, anyway.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

You can't be that busy if you're posting on here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Multitasking innit
I shall probably bugger off again shortly.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Oooh. Check you out.
'Multitasking'

I ask you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

Ask me what?

(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

It wasn't a question berk.
What are you having for dinner this evening? I'm hungry and I don't know what to have.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Buggered if I know
Fishfingers and beans, probably.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Is your life one big childrens party?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

He's after your cake.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Then he shall have to come to the bash and get some.

(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Wahay!

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

Haha, cake is all that's on offer from me!
Unless he turns out to be surprisingly cute in which case I may get drunk and sit on his knee.
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

We can have a knee each.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Okidoke
I wonder if he thinks he's getting any say in the matter?
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I doubt it : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Look. I can read all this.
*Gets cross at being look upon as nothing but a piece of meat*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Secretly you're loving this.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Yes. And?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Nuffin!
: )
( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Yeah, right
hopping mad, I bet you are!
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

If I've got you two sitting on my knees, will I still be able to hop afterwards?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Is there any particular reason why you'll need to?

(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Because I'm hopping mad.
Or at least pretending to be
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)

With me on your knee you'll be lucky if you ever walk again, let alone hop anywhere.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)

And 'surprisingly cute'?
Surprisingly?

This cake had better be really fucking special now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

There is no cake
Move away now, folk - no cake to see here - no cake - no cake.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Anyone know anything about animating a powerpoint presentation? I need some help please

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

What are you trying to do exactly Bob?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:14, Reply)

I don't really know
my partner emailed me the powerpoint saying add my bits and it needs to be animated. he is now not answering his phone. I am confuddled.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:15, Reply)

Your partner is a he?
I thought Uni-girl was a girl.

You massive bumder.

Well once you know what it is you're trying to say, let us know!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

for the presentation not snogging!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Well when you know what you're trying to do with PowerPoint, let us know.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

ta

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

perhaps he's telling you that your bits need to be drawings
or something
I don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:23, Reply)

Neither does Bob K.
Making this one of the most pointless conversations I've had with him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

Does it need to have a point?
KEEP TALKING
WHERES THE TEA AND BISCUITS EH
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

Just pizza
far too much of it, I'll never eat it a- oh.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

I've never grasped the concept of left over pizza.

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I do like having it for lunch the next day at work
saves making sandwiches.

But frankly there has to be a fucking ton of it for me to leave any, I love pizza SO MUCH.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Wine
and cheese.

What else does a man need?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I like this
although I am somewhat envious...
(berk, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Wicky wicky?

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Every man needs wicky wicky in his life, that is true.
I just got this on vinyl

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rw5A59z2g4
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Blowjob jokes, in the key of 'why I should come in your mouth'.
Oh, and Rory. And beer. It's an amusing combination.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 19:50, Reply)