Morning all
Last night I had one of the best laughs I've had all year. My local does karaeoke on Thursdays, it's a good laugh, those who are shit know they are, so it's just a bit of self deprecating fun.

Last night was no exception, apart from one guy. He'd been glaring at anyone who got up and sang, then sneering as they finished. No-one really gave a shit, he just looked like another drunken dickhead. Eventually, he gets called up to sing, and launches into a track I don't know (I don't know what it was, but it wasn't a Lou Reed track, this is important). He's fucking awful, it's highly entertaining.

He finishes, and steps down from the stage. The DJ says "And there we have it, Lou Reed!" The guy turns round and says "Aw thanks, he's one of my heroes", DJ replies with perfect timing - "It wasn't a compliment, I can't understand a fucking word he says either!"

Had me in hysterics.

What have you heard/seen recently that's had you laugh until you hurt? This is my favourite photo of the year, a Lad's mugshot after swallowing a bag of Cocaine

Alt Q: Favourite album(s) of all time, by anyone you like.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:03, 28 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Ooooh yay
Faith No More - The Real Thing
Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power
Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes
Beastie Boys - Ill Communication
CombiChrist - Everybody Hates You
Pendulum - Immersion
Led Zeppelin - Physical Graffiti

And others, probably, that I can't think of right now. Before any wag says it, these are my favourite albums, not things that have made me laugh lately
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Vulgar Display is the best album they did, definitely.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:22, Reply)

No question
Best balls-out hard metal album I've ever heard. Yes, including Master of Puppets
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I saw Master Of Puppets played in it's entirety in 2005
Fucking incredible. Self titled is still my favourite album by them though.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Dude
*looks appalled*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:36, Reply)

First album I heard, still love it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I'm appalled that you picked The Real Thing
I prefer Album Of The Year and We Care A Lot over that. And Angeldust and King For A Day, Fool For A Lifetime obviously. It's a little better than Introduce Yourself I suppose.
( djtrialprice, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Rahter boringly, the thing that made laugh most recently were old photographs. Particularly my girlfriend's hairstyles of the 80s.
I think the rest of the world should view this as an indictment and try harder to be funny.

A great album that I always treturn to and encourage others to listen to is Gladsome Humour and Blue By Martin Stephenson and The Daintees. Well rounded songs with good lyrics.

Oh and sorry about thre above thread but yours wasbn't here when I started typing. However I think people should have the mental capacity to cope with two wholly different threads.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

I dunno about laughing
but I made Chimichurri sauce yesterday and managed to touch my nose and rub my eye even after washing my hands and it still burned like fuck. It took another scrub (and I pre-rinsed my hands in milk just to make sure) before I dared go for a wizz.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:17, Reply)

izz ank
( djtrialprice, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I believe that goes without saying

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Alt
Are You Experienced?, Axis: Bold as Love, Electric Ladyland, Hendrix in the West, Rainbow Bridge, Smash Hits, Experience: Live at the Royal Albert Hall, Jimi Plays Berkeley, Isle of Wight, Cry of Love, South Saturn Delta, Band of Gypsies, The Jimi Hendrix Concerts, Jimi Plays Monterey, Live at Winterland, Radio One….
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Are they all Hendrix?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Compilations albums are a real cop out, I know.
But anyone unfamiliar with The Go-Betweens should get their 1978 - 1990 album.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Not at all
One of my favourite albums is nothing but Covers, that's worse, surely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I don't know, tell me which album it is and I'll pretend to have heard of it.
/dodderyoldcunt
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Garage Inc - Metallica

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:33, Reply)

It's a Whitesnake album?
hahahahahhahahahahaha
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Monty's favourite album of covers

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Ross Noble all of OT

MACHINA: The Machines of God - Smashing Pumpkins
Erasure - Erasure
Me and You - VAST
Finelines - My Vitriol
Boggy Depot - Jerry Cantrell
Doc at the radar station - Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band
Can't Breathe - Boiler Room
Down on the Upside - Soundgarden
Days of the New II - Days of the New
Famous - Puddle of Mudd
Marbles - Marillion
( djtrialprice, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Shut it you
You murdered the wife yet?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:34, Reply)

:)
She's cooking me breakfast as I type
( djtrialprice, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Lucky bastard.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

It's only fair
It's completely, 100% her fault for the parking ticket I got this morning.
( djtrialprice, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:44, Reply)

She told you the wardens never come up there?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

HE didn't get out of bed in time to put the voucher in the window
I normally do it, because I'm the best fiancée ever, but hey ho, I'm worth £35, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I'd wait for you to go on sale.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:21, Reply)