Speaking of cunts
I went into a posh shirt shop yesterday, she messured my neck and my arm and I said "Seriosuly, look at me, I'm not normally proportioned". She told me not to worry. After the third shirt of slowing going up a size each time, I see on the label "Skinny Fit", so I asked if the others were and she said "Yes, it's more fassionable", so I said "What? Shirts that blatently won't fit?".

After an hour of trying on shirts, I walked out without any, what a bitch, it's less embarassing for her to say "We don't have anything in your size" than it is for me to try on 8 different shirts (half of them being 'skinnny fit'), all of them fitting really badly on me.

I'm only between an 'L' and 'XL' at Marks'n'sparks and ASDA, it's not like I'm massivly huge, I'm big, but not disgusting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:39, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have an issue with buying posh shirts.
A white shirt it a white shirt I can't really tell the difference between a £10 or £50 white cotton shirt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Except the expensive ones tend not to last as long.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not sure that I agree with you. However the cheap ones are much easier to iron due to being thinner cotton.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I find the shirts can be odd shapes
I have to get the tailored ones because I have quite a fat neck, but if I get a normal style shirt the rest of it is massive on me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)

But why give me a 'skinny fit' ? It's blatent it won't look good on me, or even fit at all.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:08, Reply)

on first appearance you must look like a slave to fashion
that's the only possible explanation.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Yes we keep getting told that people are getting larger, but clothes seem to be getting cut tighter.
I know that sounds like a classic fat blokes' "blame the clothes not me" argument, but I had Next jacket which was a size Large that lasted me about ten years. Yet during that time I tried other stuff in there that was supposedly XXL that didn't fit anything like as well.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:48, Reply)