This thread is now about amusing porn titles
I own a copy of The Erotic Witch Project. Not the most imaginative of re-titlings, but it does involve three ditsy porn stars having their clothes stolen as they traipse around in the woods, the erotic witch causing them to get hornier and hornier, all filmed on their handhelds.
Oh, some of it is filmed from the POV of a GORILLA that escaped from the local zoo... Said gorilla (well, man in a cheap costume) is also seen briefly fucking a blow-up doll...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Seen it
Suitably mental but nowhere near erotic enough to justify the title

Better than the original though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Agreed on all counts
It's more comedy than anything else, which is why I own it (it's the only 'porn' film I do own).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:18, Reply)

I used to have the hardcore porn version of Macbeth on vhs.
It was entertaining to see where the corpse paint from Banquo's ghost ended up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Really?
I don't know whether to be impressed or depressed. I mean if Labs hasn't got any real porn, what hope is there for the industry?

Admittedly I don't own any either but that's mostly because I'm terrified of my girlfriend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

he gets his fill at work

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I don't 'own' any, in that I haven't exchanged money for grot.
God bless the Internet!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Ah yes, internet porn
Mostly free, practically untraceable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:40, Reply)

I haven't seen that rather fine sounding piece of cinema..
So I'll just continue with some more titles if that's ok.

The Girl With The Pearl Necklace
Picnic at Hanging Cock
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Don't forget the frankly horrific geriatric homosexual epic
No Cunt for Old Men.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Excellent.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:33, Reply)

And for the sicker souls among you
There Will be Blood
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 12:07, Reply)