For a start I'd make Parliament respect the Police
Not demand the impossible while simultaneously cutting their resources. I'd make them FEAR me, and start acting like responsible, law-abiding adults, not entitled superhumans.

Then I'd work on the bankers.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:33, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ork on the b ers
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:34, Reply)

If I had Clegg and Cameron supplicating at my feet
Begging for my forgiveness, then you're damn right I'd be wanking furiously.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Please stamp on Cameron's smug fucking face
And simply piss all over Clegg, then let him leave. He's already dead to pretty much everyone anyway.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Mark Oaten would probably love to do the latter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:48, Reply)

*George Clinton joke*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:49, Reply)