I'm sitting in my mate's kitchen looking out the window, somewhere at the far side of Wales
I can see mountains, In Ireland, 85 miles away. I think that is pretty awesome.
How far can you see at the moment? alongwards, not upwards.

Alt Q: How do I keep warm here, I'm freezing to death?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:43, 45 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BBQMjbX3c
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:56, Reply)

You can see through time?
That is awesome too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

DMT does that to a man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I would have thought it would be Crow who made that joke.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I can see Beetham Tower,
it's only a few miles away but I like to be able to see it, it's like my homing beacon.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:57, Reply)

bout 3 feet to a wall
pretty interesting wall though
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:59, Reply)

You are Roger Waters AICMself-indulgent wank

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Is it a party wall?
*Waves streamers and dances at the wall*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Hahahaa very good Jeff, very good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:02, Reply)

You are on fire Jeff.
* warms hands*
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Is it refusing to talk?
It could be stonewalling you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

It might just be a fine errection and that is what TGB finds interesting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Or it could be WALL-E.

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I don't have my glasses on
so about five metres.

Alt Q: buy yourself a slanket. Or use a hot water bottle
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:03, Reply)

They don't stock slankets round here.
I'm in a slleping bag at the moment.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:07, Reply)

We have a supplier called Balterley that I repeatedly call Bartleby
damn you internet corrupting my reading
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Do they supply piss poor posts on the internet too?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Set fire to a Welshman.
Tell them its a retaliation for the Plaid Cymru Mebion Glyndwr firebombs of the 1970s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Ahh! the old "come home to a real fire" joke
Buy a cottage in Wales.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Happened to an old colleague of mine.
His parents bought the rather imposing manor house in a valley overlooking a beautiful Welsh village - then it turned out they'd actually bought seething resentment and a pile of charred rubble.

I think I made a Shakin' Stevens 'This Ole House' joke that was not well received.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Did it drive them ca-way-ay-zee?

(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:18, Reply)

All that was left was the green door.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I wanted to 'do a pun'...
...but I can't think of any more of his songs.
Welsh helmet.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

It is my belief that you're a fine, upstanding chap of the highest order, Dr.
But I can't stand idly by and allow the insulting of Shaky.
(Cave Duck, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Why not?
He is Welsh; and a helmet to boot.
And if I ever meet him, there is a strong possibility that I would boot him in the helmet.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Drivin' Home For Christmas is the only christmas song I like though :(

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I can see a wall less than a metre in front of my face
If I turn around and open the blinds I would be able to see my neighbours' houses.

Camberwell, spot of outstanding natural beauty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

alright Lampito?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Not bad
There was half a mouse on our kitchen floor. Follows on nicely from the half a rat I saw on Camberwell Church Road.

HALF A FUCKING RAT AND IT WAS STILL MASSIVE EW EW EW EW EW EW EW
Has your skin calmed down?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

yeah
I had another quick shower.

Eugh that sounds disgusting. I do not like rats
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Neither do I :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

what you up to this evening?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)

Flatmate 1 is working, Flatmate 2 is seeing his father
I am considering either making pizza and watching fillums or ordering Indian and watching fillums. Either way must go to the supermarket soonish.
Et tu?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

dinner with a friend
my sister isn't coming after all. Which films?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

No idea, I'll see what's on, raid the DVD cupboard or watch one we've got recorded on the Sky box.
Or stream something online. You know, possibilities, endless, etc etc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I feel like watching House
or Inception. But the torrents seem messed up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

I'm going on the fucking RAMPAGE.
I am meeting a chap who owes me £750 in the pub in Shoreditch. I somehow need to make it home with some of it left...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)

Don't meet him in a pub then

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Ooh new episode of House yus plz
The last one I saw was good even if it made no sense.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)

I haven't seen any of season 6
I really disliked the first couple of episodes of it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 18:01, Reply)

Pikey South London in a nutshell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

It was the tail half
And it was outside a kebab shop... :/
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

North London FTW

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Lies.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:46, Reply)

I used to 'roll' with the 'DJ Crew' 'The North Side Hoods'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 17:54, Reply)