The girl in the room below me coughing.
Either she coughs really loudly, or she can hear everything in my room. Not the best either way.

Alt: I'm meant to be helping a friend do some budgeting later, but I'm not sure when.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

All I can say is
You need to learn the words to the Lord's Prayer properly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

I was going to say
he might need to stop shouting her name when he wanks
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Oh, that's even better. I take my hat off to you.

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I should probably learn her name first...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)

Yeah
'ooooh girl in the room below me' sounds even creepier
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I don't know, maybe he could find out her name and then make a concerted effort to shout it out the next time he masturbates
As a sort of 'experimental' chat-up technique.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Yeah, but in the scheme of things
There are creepier things to shout while wanking.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

A full rendition of Orff's 'O Fortuna'
would be impressive, and probably scare the living crap out of anybody within earshot.
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

"I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!"
That would be way creepier
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)

'SHUT UP MADDY'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

"MIAOW"

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)

'OH GOD MUMMY'

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)

"OH CAMILLA, GET POKED WITH *THIS* STICK!"

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)