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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've just got home after being at a very mixed party. Every five minutes I was alternating between having a really awesome time to wanting to stab people in the face*. Now I can't sleep. So tell me, what are you listening to at the moment?

I am making my way through what little of King Prawn's back catalogue there is on Spotify.

*mixed feelings not a result of PMT, before anyone says anything - there were two groups of people at the party, ones I like muchly and ones I hate.

Alt q: What will your Sunday consist of? Mine is a) sleep/make sure I stay awake, b) go decorate work in exchange for c) Sunday lunch with the family and some workmates, d) work, e) get drunk/fall asleep.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 6:31, 33 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Stare at Venus through my window a little longer, watch the sunrise.
Get up, pack for walking, be driven to the Cotswolds, walk seven or eight hilly miles wth my folks, interspersed with flasked coffee and lunch.
Come home, bath, massage/moisturise feet and legs.
Sort the final few boxes from the house move, build my free desk and bedside table from flatpack.
Dinner, Firefly, bed, wank, sleep.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 7:14, Reply)
That's a busy Sunday
I could probably only be arsed with about three of those things. Good luck!
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 7:23, Reply)
Luck is not a factor.
It may be busy, but I'll feel fucking great as I fall asleep tonight.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 7:34, Reply)
You forgot to add
IN MY OWN HOUSE!
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)
The girl in the room below me coughing.
Either she coughs really loudly, or she can hear everything in my room. Not the best either way.

Alt: I'm meant to be helping a friend do some budgeting later, but I'm not sure when.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)
All I can say is
You need to learn the words to the Lord's Prayer properly.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)
I was going to say
he might need to stop shouting her name when he wanks
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)
Oh, that's even better. I take my hat off to you.

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)
I should probably learn her name first...

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Yeah
'ooooh girl in the room below me' sounds even creepier
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I don't know, maybe he could find out her name and then make a concerted effort to shout it out the next time he masturbates
As a sort of 'experimental' chat-up technique.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah, but in the scheme of things
There are creepier things to shout while wanking.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)
A full rendition of Orff's 'O Fortuna'
would be impressive, and probably scare the living crap out of anybody within earshot.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)
"I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!"
That would be way creepier
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)
'SHUT UP MADDY'

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)
"MIAOW"

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)
'OH GOD MUMMY'

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)
"OH CAMILLA, GET POKED WITH *THIS* STICK!"

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Deep Purple - Made in Japan
Not the sort of thing you'd normally expect for a Sunday, but I've got a clear head this morning as I almost managed a night on the wagon (well, a couple of glasses of wine but we won't count those).

Alt: Beer and blues. Going to head up to my friend's jam in a pub in Shepherd's Bush and see if any more musicians have turned up. Trying to drag a couple of friends along but they may a little bit wrecked after seeing Status Quo last night.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)
Bash.
Bash bash bash. 3pm. Bristol Flyer. See the Internets IRL!
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Hellew Mrs Catface!

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
woo and yay!

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)
be seeing you soon :)
Hope the day went fantastically yesterday
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I hope it was lovely.
I hope you are happy as Larry being his missus.
I hope the baba got better in time, and you of course!
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Would that I could make it, Mrs Catface.
Nevertheless, congratulations to the pair of you on what I presume was a successful hitching!
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
Got up late
just had a massive steak with chimichurri sauce - excellent. And now trying to decide whether to do anything this afternoon.

Going to see Frankie Boyle in stand-up this evening. Woo!
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Today my Sunday will consist of revising and doing work
and trying to work out why I was acting as if I was in an episode of Prison Break in a club last night.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Having never seen Prison Break, I don't know what this means
But I really want to.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)
He was getting bummed

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Well, that was my assumption
I just want to know what kind of club he was at where this was acceptable.
(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)
So you can go?

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Yeah, it sounds like a laugh

(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I just wrote up a new recipy, GO GO CHEFOLOGIST GONZ
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(, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 15:26, Reply)

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