Oi, leave my dump alone.
We have two top stories at the moment, The looney Swede who blew himself up, and the looney yank who wants to come and speak to the white nutters.

Luton is full of looneys. MK has a new bus station.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wow, MK really is moving up in the world.
Tell us more about the looney yank.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

He's all from Yank land
and he's a proper loony and stuff.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

NEVER!
He sounds like a proper yankee looney like I've read about in the papers.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's Terry Jones, the pastor from Florida.
The one who was going to burn the Koran on September 11th. He is due to visit to talk to the EDL.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:02, Reply)

The one that wrote Nicobobinus?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

No, not Monty Python's Terry Jones.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Luton vs Milton Keynes is clearly a battle of the cultural titans.
I think we need more submissions before we can decide definitively which is best.

I'll offer - Milton Keynes has the National Hockey Centre.
(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 11:58, Reply)

I'll offer that the the good people of Luton burned the Town Hall down.
On armistice day in 1919.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Not any more its been knocked down for not being good enough.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

As should you be.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Next time I see him I'm totally pushing him over

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

In a muddy puddle please.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

You couldn't knock me over in a million years.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I could if Apple crouches down behind you and then I push you over.
that's what you meant when you asked if we would double team you isn't it?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Heh.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:36, Reply)

There are easier ways to get me on my back

(PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Also, heh.

(Cave Duck, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)