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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Another for the AltAn octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimmy Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:23,
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