I just involuntarily made an 'eurgh' face.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:28, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Can we make it worse?
A young son goes to his father one day, and says "Dad, what's a pussy?"

His Dad, whilst taken aback, thinks he should be honest, scoops his son up onto his knee, and says "That's another name for a vagina, son. It's what women have down there"

"Oh, I see" says the son "...what do they look like?"

The father smiles at his son's inquisitive mind, and replies "Well son, they're like the most delicate flower, something so exquisite they look like God himself reached down and created the most perfect thing for a man to appreciate. Well, before sex anyway."

The son, happy with his father's answer, jumps down from his knee, and goes back to play. Before he reaches the door, he turns and says "Dad, if that's what a pus-...vagina looks like before sex, what does it look like afterwards?"

His father's face falls, he turns to his son with a look of sadness, and replies "Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating porridge?"

/long version but I don't care.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)