my mum had two really ordinary ones double-barrelled
was probably a relief to get my dad's classy surname
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

my mother's was not good
and I'd rather have my dad's because I like my surname
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:46, Reply)

My Mum had to double-barrell my half sister's surname
But my half-sister's Dad has a surname that's also a man's name.

Now people think we've just given her a really mean middle name.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Pubert?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Melvin :(
She's only 6, and all long blonde hair and sweetness. People think we're monsters.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I like this

( Kroney, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

So, she either has a massive afro, or her underwear on her head?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

No, she has a stupid cheb-end of a Dad
Who is more concerned with stamping his, quite frankly, stupid surname all over his progeny than his progeny having to live with said stupid surname.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:06, Reply)