It's not really though is it? Does that genuinely spark feelings of awe within you?
It's just slightly amusing in a juvenile way, surely.
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was disappointed by the quality of the CDC
no artistic talent there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

disappointing lack of crudely drawn pubes

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Slightly amusing in a juvenile way = awesome
All part of my ever-more desperate urge to feel young again. I'm old, you see. Not Monty old, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)

It's not really though is it?
It's just a crumudgeonly old cunt railing against the failing light of his youth.

I refer to Monty as "The Boy Boyce"
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Christ this is far too serious a discussion for this time on a Wednesday
I find giant penises in the snow highly amusing because I am horribly immature. You are not and therefore do not. Simples *meerkat noise*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

and now you must die

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

no one is 'Monty old'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Monty is
Duh

Good job you're pretty, love
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I bet that that's not a line you used to Anne Robinson.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You are correct there
I stuck to the self-depreciating humour that serves me so "well" here on B3ta, albeit without referring to her or anyone else as a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I can't believe you didn't call her a ginger cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I could lay claim to having called her any number of things
seeing as how there's no chance at all of them being broadcast. But I didn't. I felt that I fared pretty well against her insults without resorting to any of my own.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)