Okay, so which one of you was in Paris?
The view from the Eiffel Tower on 12/10.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Dec 2010, 2:18, 38 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I told Pamela Anderson she was tiny last night

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:19, Reply)

Well Done.
So, how cringeworthy was the panto?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:27, Reply)

God bless her, she really can't sing, but she embraced her own shitness and was a little darling
I actually enjoyed a great chunk of the pantomime.
The parts that were traditional panto were ace. The songs from High School Musical and the cheesy little-upstarts can sod off.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:35, Reply)

Oh well, you did your duty, so can feel proud of yourself.
Every year my partner trys to drag me to the local am-dram group's panto. She is now going with one of her friends instead.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 7:54, Reply)

A lighthouse on a rocky shore?

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:30, Reply)

That's awesome
I wish I could lay claim to that. Am now encouraged to draw a massive fanny on one of the pyramids
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:35, Reply)

It's not really though is it? Does that genuinely spark feelings of awe within you?
It's just slightly amusing in a juvenile way, surely.
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I was disappointed by the quality of the CDC
no artistic talent there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:51, Reply)

disappointing lack of crudely drawn pubes

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Slightly amusing in a juvenile way = awesome
All part of my ever-more desperate urge to feel young again. I'm old, you see. Not Monty old, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)

It's not really though is it?
It's just a crumudgeonly old cunt railing against the failing light of his youth.

I refer to Monty as "The Boy Boyce"
(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Christ this is far too serious a discussion for this time on a Wednesday
I find giant penises in the snow highly amusing because I am horribly immature. You are not and therefore do not. Simples *meerkat noise*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:05, Reply)

and now you must die

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

no one is 'Monty old'

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Monty is
Duh

Good job you're pretty, love
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I bet that that's not a line you used to Anne Robinson.

(Cave Duck, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:09, Reply)

You are correct there
I stuck to the self-depreciating humour that serves me so "well" here on B3ta, albeit without referring to her or anyone else as a cunt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I can't believe you didn't call her a ginger cunt

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I could lay claim to having called her any number of things
seeing as how there's no chance at all of them being broadcast. But I didn't. I felt that I fared pretty well against her insults without resorting to any of my own.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:14, Reply)

some DJ decks have appeared next to the PC this morning
this means that Wiggy is going to be making a dreadful noise whenever he gets the opportunity. Bah.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Does he have any records?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Monty!
I can't believe I didn't think of this before. My brother-in-law is being bought some decks for Christmas by his better half, not that he knows this, and the rest of the family have been asked to get various accoutrements. I'm supposed to buy him some drum'n'bass vinyl for mixing. The problem is that I don't actually like d'n'b. Can you recommend me anything current?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)

Morning.
Simple answer is no, I'm afraid. Drum'n'Bass Arena (breakbeat.co.uk) used to be a great shop, you could hear snippets first etc but looking today they seem to be download only. It might give you some pointers as to which artists/labels are good at the moment. I am well out of the loop I'm afraid.

Sorry not to be of more help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Not at all
A few samples would be very useful before hitting Norwich's vinyl shops, I don't want to look like a complete numpty when I go in there. Thank you for the suggestion
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:52, Reply)

No.
It's digital and shit. Maybe they're not DJ decks. It's a big lump of metal with lots of buttons and dials on it.

Maybe it's a time machine.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:52, Reply)

it's probably a machine
to control you by administering pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Like a mechanized buttplug?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:06, Reply)

if it has been mistaken for some decks
then I suspect not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Depends on the level of mechanization
Also, it's been mistaken for some decks by a GIRL, what do they know about technology?

*flees*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:11, Reply)

nothing about technology, but I'd wager a fair amount about buttplugs

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Good point well made
HEAR THAT KITTY? VIPROS CALLED YOU AN ANAL SLUT
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I heard
¬.¬
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Is he begging for sex again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:42, Reply)

if he was then he would know that mixing one dreadful repetitive track into another is not going to turn me on.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)

If he's going to learn scratching
he'd do well to get some of DJ Swamp's DJ tools records - they have the same noises looped over and over again so that if (when) the records skip, you don't lose your place. You will thank me for this advice as it will make the whole experience a great deal more listenable.

Of course if he's just going to blend house records you should just piss in his mixer and call him 'the last airbender'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)

I will be doing the latter.
lols for last airbender.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)

12th of October?

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)