I hate enforced festivities.
New Year's Eve can suck my balls 'n all.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

'Cake day' is the best idea so far.
Everyone is to bring a cake. Now I've got nothing against cake but how fucking sad is that? Other 'great' ideas include lunch at Wetherspoons, festive fancy dress and playing Xmas music.
Thank Satan I have my own office as I am feeling a tad 'stabby'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

We're going to the German Market tonight
I'm only going as I love the food stalls, plus I doubt we'll be able to stay together.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:08, Reply)

That I could cope with.
Update - Now the most deformed and desperate are hanging mistletoe in doorways. I need MDs.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Frankie Boyle's "Things you wouldn't want to hear at Christmas"
"It's not rape - look, mistletoe!"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

that would drive me fucking mental
I like Christmas, but only on Christmas Day.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I do love the Xmas season.
I'm just too selfish to share it with these twunts.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)