All well and good but you end up shitting on the floor.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No silly!
Do it while you're on the loo.
( girlinthehole, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Hahaha! I had gathered that.
I was questioning the angle of poopy trajectory - if the legs are gathered up, the bumhole would be facing forward and there is potential for a 'scatty' disaster.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Bit of a 'scattershot' technique, one might say...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Or 'scattershit'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

I'd rather just take a book with me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Use Andrex instead - less harsh on the 'bronzer'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Perhaps, but a lot more expensive than the worn-out Dan Browns
going for 20p a shot in old library stock sales...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:06, Reply)