I have heard tell of this 'South London'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 16:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It is a place full of people who cannot speak properly
people who have been known to utilise public transport as the Hansom Cabs will not travel there, and people who are permanently queasy from living on the wrong side of the river.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

that sounds like all of london

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

*narrow boat*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

*narrows mind*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

*narrow-on-the-hill*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

*Tickle-on-the-tum*
What became of Christopher Lillicrap?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Once he won
'funniest name of all time' five years on the trot shit went to his head and he changed, man.

'Tickle on the tum' was Ralph Mc-fucking-Tell though
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Of course, you're right.
Mr Lilicrap did 'Flicks' which, if memory serves had the following lyrics in the theme tune.

Flick through the pages of a book.
There may be something that'll make you stop and look.

How he never got a fucking Ivor Novello award still surprises me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)

How he never got a fucking Iraqi shoeing still surprises me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

POTD ^
There was some shit on the telly when I was a lad.

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHwmatSueU

And you might as well have www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWHwmatSueU as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

tickle on the what?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Sorry Cunchy.
That was too clever for me (until I posted the links and heard the first few seconds of Tickle of the Tum).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)

*narrows urethra*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

...
...
Oh god, I really can't defend where I live.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

No, you of all people have no leg to stand on
mainly because they are in their usual positions of next to your ears.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)