I wish I'd sent a separate one now Sis!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've just packed up your xmas card & pressy
It might make it to the post office tomorrow. Or not. But probably.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)

A pressy! Against Ebenezer's wishes!
My parents just gave me my Christmas Ton a week early so I can now buy a few presents. This makes me happy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)

Ebenezer's not getting a fucking present.
There's one for you, and one for Tigger, and that's it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Hoorah
I now have the means to get you a Christmas New Year Present.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

woohoo
but don't feel obliged, like.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I like giving presents
But having a boyfriend 200 miles away had rendered me penniless.
Thanks to my mother's foresight, she has ensured herself a present too.
I blame you for all of this. If you hadn't been such a pleasant child, they'd never have had a second.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)

actual lol
You have no idea how close to the truth that is.

Apparently the reason there's six years between us is because it took the old lady taht long to talk him into having another.

And she says if she'd had dj first there definitely wouldn't have been another. Not an easy delivery, apparently.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Boys never are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)

That and how peculiar he turned out!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)

yeah, but they couldn't tell then
just exactly how weird he was going to turn out. That really didn't become evident till about 1994.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Bit specific
I shudder to think. Is that when he started lining things up at right angles on the kitchen table?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)

remember how Tracey barlow went upstairs to listen to her tapes
then came down two years later witha different face?

Pretty much that. Cute 12 year old goes upstairs to play sega. Surly 14 year old comes down two years later to moan. And never wear anything less than two t-shirts in the hottest of weathers, for some reason. It's like he's the anti-geordie.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I remember it well
Sounds like he's actually LESS weird now.
I might have a totally normal husband one day.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

nobody in our family will ever be normal
thank god
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Same here
but if he gets less OCD and I get less "what's wrong with a few cat hairs in your scrambled egg?" it will be bliss for both of us!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Like that?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

ight kin
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

You cracked twat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)