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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have a hug in a wine glass.
What do you have?

You'll all be glad to know that the beaded kimono jacket is going back from whence it came.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:35, 276 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
ginger wine
and a sense of insignificance

is that the expensive one you were thinking about buying? Did it not really work?
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It was nice but not fabulous.
And it weighed a bloody tonne.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)
might have been good for self defence
like a cat o nine tails or a flail
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ginger wine is a dead bit tasty

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
alright you?
Got your DVD yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
nein but do you know what, post is being dead fucking shit what with the snow an ting
you never sent me an addy for a card. i made them myself too
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
that's true
none of my ebay purchases or hmv dvds have arrived either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
fucking nightmare innit
i have to post some of the bits im waiting for on an all. i'll end up giving it to them late and looking like one of them pikey fuckers who panic buys and shit
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Write the date really clearly on them haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
i'll staple a fucking polaroid of me holding the item up with a newspaper on it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
I like this idea

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
i have a mulled version to take to a party tomorrow

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oh wot
i had spicy mulled cider this time last year but i ent ever had mulled ginger wine before
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
nor have I
had my first mulled cider at the weekend it was LUSH
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chavving it up this christmas, my bro is making us cheeky vimtos

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
oo, nasty

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I nearly killed aunty Mary with cheeky Vimtos!
"What's in this? Oh God I'm destroyed!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
haha i am getting well involved with a few of them this fucking christmas
fuck am i sitting there all mis and lonely at my mams im planning on a high quota of cunted
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I have got the last bottle of port off my grandad Jimmy
I will mostly savour it, but I will use at least one measure for a cheeky vimto this christmas and raise my big claret and blue glass to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
its what he would've wanted, i done nans bottle of rum the other month
she loved me like a fat kid love cake

i spent all day pushing boys on spinny office chairs and dancing im fucked imma go bed while my legs still work xxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
He loved that I loved port and cigars
It made me better than all the others with their girly drinks or the fellas with their bottles of lager.

Night Rosita, love you XxXxXxXxX
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
A promotion
Whether this is good or bad I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)
Go you!!
You're definitely on your uppers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
I'm not sure I wanted this.
Didn't want any more Management, but I've been talked into it.

I was Stan Butler, I'm going to be Blakey.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
See how it goes.
Not all managment is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)
I'll get your Butler!
TD - I feel I ought to point out that I called Tremlett as Broads replacement!

Who did you want? :)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)
Tremlett as well
But with a yearning towards Bresnan.

I think we'll get demolished tonight and that's where you need a Bresnan. Far more solid tail ender than Tremlett.

Hopefully in four years time we'll have Adil Rashid who covers all bases.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
'on your uppers'
means you are utterly skint, BGB, and refers (I think) to shoes - as in, your shoes are so worn out that the soles have gone and you are now just wearing the uppers.

Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Stop making me look dumb : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
In ten minutes I will have garlic margherita pizza and onion rings
Not planning on pulling tonight at work.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)
That sounds nice
I could do with both a hug and wine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)
Aw! feeling down?
A glass of wine is the next best thing to a good long cuddle.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)
Well no long cuddles here sadly
but I'm sure there is some wine
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)
not close enough
in my opinion
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Beggers can't be choosers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
how did it fit in there?
I've got a happy pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)
What flavour happy pie?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)
happy flavour

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)
Of course : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
glasses of hugs
happy pies. It's a regular Home Sweet Home in here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)
Someone will come along in a minute and piss on our chips.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)
HOW DOES ONE FIT A HUG IN A WINE GLASS????
I'm entirely too curious.

a happy pie is apple flavour, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)
It's wine!!!!!
Wine is like a hug. It's warm and comforting and helps you forget your troubles.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)
You're on red, aren't you?
I'm on white - chilling me with regret.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)
Regret at what?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)
Accepting a job due to flattery.
I'm a very vain, fey, weak fop and if someone tells me I'm good I roll on my back like a bitch in heat.

I'm just not sure I want it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:05, Reply)
Everyone wants to be flattered.
Give it a go. You can tell them it's a trial period.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)
I can do it.
I've run Lloyds Syndicates.

I just wanted to do a potboiler job until I retire - 13-15 years.

The challenge isn't an issue. I don't know if I want the responsibility any more.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Oh well!
You can always walk away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
We're still eight drivers short on my rota.
Take me out to be a manager and it's nine.

Get a PCV - no shortage of work.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
Whats a PCV?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
It's what used to be called a PSV.
Bus driving license.

Not a big earner, but a BIG demand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
A Bus Driver?
I was going to say something mean, but in general I like bus drivers. On the whole they are usually a pretty good bunch.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Neither by educational background nor vocation
I qualified whilst working as a risk assessor a lot of years ago.

I got made redundant from being a warehouse production manager last March and took up bus work.

I love it. Hence my reluctance to take up a promotion which is more in line with what I've done but takes me off the road.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
You've careered off the road.
*Prepares to leave the Internet*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Go to the pub Jeff.
Your one-tooth mates are calling you.

With a hiss, and a slur, but they're still calling you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
hahahaha
Admit it, you were pained by that pun. I want to be causing PAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
Pain
Is on the right hand side.

I'll speak to you again further down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
except when it's cold and grips your insides like the grim reaper himself

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)
and drenches your soul in melancholy

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I can get a bit sad sometimes.
But mostly it's comforting.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)
*pisses on chips*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I have some information.
Asda currently have 25% off all single malt whisky.

I discovered this about half an hour ago when I was in Asda.

Guess what I bought?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:08, Reply)
Vimto?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
Close. But no cigar!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)
A zombie film?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Fool.
With pity.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)
You're not making this easy for me.
Give me another clue.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)
Oh, I'm getting bored with the guessing game.
But the clues are there.

I've been to the supermarket, the supermarket has 25% off all single malts and I've come back from the supermarket happier.

Have one last guess Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)
Shreddies?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
No!
I bought 48 bottles of single variety ciders.

Fuckin' get it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)
48!

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They came in boxes of 12.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
I have a 26 yr old single malt
got it for a wedding present. I like how the next guy I went out with was the same age
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Is it nice?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
yes
as was 26 year old guy :)
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Which was the most mature?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)
haha
difficult to say. I still have the whisky, though
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good on you
I have no whisky here. Half a bottle of Laphroaig and that is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
You've in Ireland and you have no whisky?
This is very wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Well no it's right
As they tend to prefer whiskey
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
What's the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)
Spelling
They get quite pissy about it though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
They do taste vastly different as well

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Double malts and all that
srs bizness
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
That would be the E additives.
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
LEAVE THE INTERNET.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Yay!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Fair enough
I will bow to your superior whisky/ey knowledge, I just throw the stuff down my neck.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
I've had a welsh one
that was pretty nice
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Rather than having a peatiness to it, did it taste of coal?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
coal and leeks
and damp
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Did the label read
'Slides down easier than a slag-heap in Aberfan'?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
pff!

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OK you don't have to leave the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
Does he still have to get AIDS and die?
Because I really want him to. Please Monty, can he, please!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:05, Reply)
Worry not, young Alphonse
for whilst he is permitted to remain on the internet, he does indeed have to die from AIDS - moreover (that's moreover, not 'more Rover' Jeffrey) he has both to 'blog' and 'tweet' throughout his painful and undignified demise.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I neither blog nor tweet at the moment.
What noise does a 'blog' make, as I can probably manage the odd tweeting sound?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)
I don't know if I'm coming or going.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
There's a simple colour-code method of working out which you are doing.
Is it white or yellow?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
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Err. Green?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH5a-deHquc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:51, Reply)
NSFW
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRGAmKpf3E
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)

heap
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
Fuck 'em

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
*facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
How stupid do you look now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)
Very stupid?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Clearly you don't know me that well!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
And I thought I could read men like a book.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
me a present?
I do like my whisky
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)
Even further away than Blousie was with her guess.
Remember what I said. 25% of all single malts.....

Guess again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
please don't tell me
you bought some blended
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
No. Of course not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)
some orange juice

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
A copy of 'Gay Times' and a marrow?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
The new gay times isn't out until Monday.
And I'd rather use a butternut squash.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
HUG IN A WINE GLASS AND A HAPPY PIE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)
I didn't. But it sounds fantastic.
What is a happy pie?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:12, Reply)
Key Lime Pie
If I could have Key Lime Pie on a regular basis I'd be even happier.

Kristine - you can't get Key Lime Pie in the UK. How shite is that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
Yes you can
You can get Fru mini ones, and I've had it in a restaurant too.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
it's an apple pie

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
What makes it just so happy a pie?
Or are you happy because you have pie?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
it's because the other guy that works here said he wanted an apple pie and I thought he said happy pie

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
That works.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I've just had chicken and noodles in black bean sauce from the takeaway.
And now I'm about to open the pack of twenty Richmond Superkings that my delightful father bought for me.
It's good to be home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)
Bingo-Tabs!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Better than bingo arms.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
Not good tabs though.
If yer dad really loved you he'd have bought you Rothmans.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
I need to smoke superkings.
I can't have normal length ones any more, they seem far too short to return to them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
When he gets you Pall Malls it's then you realise you're adopted.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
Pall Malls are okay I think.
I was a Lucky Strike or Camel man before but then I became a poor student.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)
I do the very bad thing of switching between brands
At the moment it's Malboro Bright Leaf. Am a big fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:33, Reply)
That sounds like a good night

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you are john bender aicmfp

/been having a breakfast club week blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)

john a
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
Oh, I haven't seen that film in so long!
I really want to watch it now :(
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
that has to be the film i have seen more times than any other
i watched it the other night and realised i can recite the whole thing. shall i come round and act it out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:52, Reply)
JUDD!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
yum
unless you meant ashley....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Or Lesley.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
I've never seen it.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
this concept does not compute
I am unable to process this information.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
i ask for that without beansprouts
only the worst type of cunt eats fucking beansprouts dirty filth bastards
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)
Now now, tell us how you really feel Rose

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
its just fucking wrong al
that and picca-fucking-lilli
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
I'm sorry Rose
I'm going to have to disagree with you on both counts there. I do like a bit of piccallilli on my sandwiches.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)

a bit of going down
lilli on my sandwiches dilly circus in search of anonymous sex with Greek men
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
I have a grand total of four birthday cards
I have never felt so loved.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)
Awwwww!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)
i know!
pathetic, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:39, Reply)
It's the quality of love and not the quantity that's importand Mrs b3th.
Take it from someone who knows.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)
well, i at least know i am loved
by my parents, dj & roota, and my two step-children.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Well if dj and roota loved me I'd be very happy : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
you still trying for that threesome?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
I'd settle for a twosome right now.
Either one would do.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
but if you can get both you're home and dry
I've heard they call it the b3tage a trois
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Duuuuurty mare!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
you called my name?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
We do, you cracked twat!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
Best insult ever : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:12, Reply)
oh. ello
somebody rattled er cage
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
If that's a Liverpudlian version
of 'face like a bucket of broken twats' that is both rude and inaccurate and I think you should apologise RIGHT NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:14, Reply)
in wales it's
'face like a ripped dap*'

*dap being trainers/pumps
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I guess in Liverpool saying cracked twat is like saying dozy mare anywhere else.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Don't backpedal, Roots.
We all know what you meant and we are NOT FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)
When I called rogbumsme a cracked twat I meant it proper malicious like

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Or was it cracked cunt...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Well Happy Birthday from me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
how do, fuck face
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)
just because people don't send cards
doesn't mean they don't care
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i know
i just have esteem issues, which are not helped by massive abandonment.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
Oh God not another one.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
all part of the crushing depression we covered the other day
but getting better though.

A bit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I got passed the depression and I'm just pissed off now.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)
I wish I'd sent a separate one now Sis!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I've just packed up your xmas card & pressy
It might make it to the post office tomorrow. Or not. But probably.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)
A pressy! Against Ebenezer's wishes!
My parents just gave me my Christmas Ton a week early so I can now buy a few presents. This makes me happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Ebenezer's not getting a fucking present.
There's one for you, and one for Tigger, and that's it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Hoorah
I now have the means to get you a Christmas New Year Present.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)
woohoo
but don't feel obliged, like.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
I like giving presents
But having a boyfriend 200 miles away had rendered me penniless.
Thanks to my mother's foresight, she has ensured herself a present too.
I blame you for all of this. If you hadn't been such a pleasant child, they'd never have had a second.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
actual lol
You have no idea how close to the truth that is.

Apparently the reason there's six years between us is because it took the old lady taht long to talk him into having another.

And she says if she'd had dj first there definitely wouldn't have been another. Not an easy delivery, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Boys never are.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
That and how peculiar he turned out!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
yeah, but they couldn't tell then
just exactly how weird he was going to turn out. That really didn't become evident till about 1994.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
Bit specific
I shudder to think. Is that when he started lining things up at right angles on the kitchen table?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
remember how Tracey barlow went upstairs to listen to her tapes
then came down two years later witha different face?

Pretty much that. Cute 12 year old goes upstairs to play sega. Surly 14 year old comes down two years later to moan. And never wear anything less than two t-shirts in the hottest of weathers, for some reason. It's like he's the anti-geordie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I remember it well
Sounds like he's actually LESS weird now.
I might have a totally normal husband one day.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
nobody in our family will ever be normal
thank god
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:03, Reply)
Same here
but if he gets less OCD and I get less "what's wrong with a few cat hairs in your scrambled egg?" it will be bliss for both of us!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Like that?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)

ight kin
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)
You cracked twat

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
You're right Crunchy.
It means they can't be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
i feel bad now
i don't remember the last time i sent a birthday card. Have i made lots of people sad?
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me
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
oh :(
sorry. Have an imaginary card
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*yays*
thank you
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:08, Reply)
not me
*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
It's like you're painting sound with pictures there.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
ha ha ha ha ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
well, I'm going to print that off and put it with the others
It'll outshine all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Check you out with your glossy paper!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
I never said anything about glossy paper
I might even use the 'draft' setting on the printer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
it's like the spunk is dancing in the wind with that twirly one right there
and look, it's all american metrosexual without hair on the balls
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)
CSI: Miami, crushing tiredness, a sore throat, going to have a raped wallet to get home but I have M&S food.
Not complaining much.

What was this jacket?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
This
www.asos.com/Asos/Asos-Revive-Jet-Beaded-Kimono-Jacket/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1380584&cid=2623&sh=0&pge=2&pgesize=20&sort=-1&clr=Black
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)
M&S Food is lush
But I can never justify the cost so I go to Sainsburys next door.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
On some things
they're cheaper or the same price. Plus they do venison sausages- the one thing I actually cooked during term apart from the pizza me and berk cooked
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
I can't even justify the cost of sainsbury's
I have to go to Morrisons or ASDA.

/pikey
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
We only have Sainsburys
and M&S if we walk a bit. Though a Tesco Metro has mysteriously appeared I don't really like shopping there
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)
they are the classy ones round here
I like the roulette feel of shopping in lidls sometimes. Once came out with sparkly pens, mint tea and crochet hooks. I suck at cooking anyway.

My brother bought a unicycle in aldi, once
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I buy pepper salami in Lidl
and their tortilla brand if I happen to be near
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
the kid across the road from us can ride a unicycle
At uni I had the biggest crush on a guy who unicycled and juggled.

Neither of those pieces of information were relevant. or interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
my friend lives in brighton and rides a unicycle
he once went out for a ride on it and on the way down his road met two other unicyclists who joined him. Brighton is awesome
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awesome staggeringly pretentious

I grew up just outside Brighton, I do like it, but it is full of pretentious wankers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:15, Reply)
i can totally handle that
same friend spent last friday building an igloo for a sex party
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Those kerrazy Brighton benders.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
the party was in london
for the crazy london benders - I expect you will be there?
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That's not a question.
Are you Australian?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
shit your leg off

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POTD.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I mostly shop at Morrisons.
I need to the Lidl more too. Makes me feel better when you go shopping feeling like death and get crispy bacon strips and a box of chocolates.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)
This post is so South London it HURTS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:20, Reply)
I have a cunning plan that will fall flat on its face
but the sentiment is GOOD.

Also, fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)
a Cambridge friend put me in my place
she said on visiting 'oh, you don't have a Waitrose?'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Oh, we have one of those
it's cunningly placed right next to ASDA so they can smirk at us plebs.

having said that, we did order our wedding cake from waitrose. I'd never felt so posh.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
We have deliberately kept it from my mother that her John Lewis storecard could be used in Waitrose
My parents would lose their home within two months if she had that dangerous knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)
Lies.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)
It's got Morrisons, it's got Lidl,
it's got saturated fat and sugar, and the faint whiff of desperation about it. Pure, unadulterated South London, Barrold.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Saturated fat and sugar is me all over, as is the desperation.
The supermarkets are the Jew.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
When I think Lidl I think African illegal minicab drivers who generally work around Camden. Nothing to do with us.
Although Lampito is letting the side down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)
Work around Camden.
Live in Peckham.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)
I'm sat in the cinema about to watc monsters
Excited! And tomorrow I might get to see Uni girl Woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
turn your phone off, then!

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No way not 'til it starts

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)
You are Pee-Wee-Herman
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:17, Reply)
He's* fucking brilliant in 'Nice Dreams', as 'Hamburger Man'.
Have you seen 'Nice Dreams', Jeffles?

No, you have not.

*Pee-Wee Herman, not Bobby, he's shit in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I'll shit on you grandad you helmet.
How was gsybe?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:21, Reply)
Not too bad, actually.
I felt they didn't really need to be seen live though, not really 'big night out' material, but decent enough. I wasn't blown away but I enjoyed it and could see what they were aiming for. The support band were utter, utter cunts though.

No matter how many times I shouted for it, they never played 'Silver Machine'. My brother is seeing Hawkwind in Oxford tonight, with his brilliant mate Bonz who uses the phrase 'it's a stone groove, baby' in a barely ironic way. Tomorrow they are going to look at some stone circles. Maaaaaan*.

*I adore Neolithic monuments and am just being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:27, Reply)
But I just imagine Bob will end his night arrested for wanking in a porn cinema,
In Wales.

To a documentary about sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Just another normal night
in the crazy mixed-up world of Bobby 'November Rain speaks to my soul and the video is excellent' Pires.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)
POTD pt2.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)
This makes me tumescent.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)
In better news
I just found a shirt I thought I'd lost months ago, it's ace. I shouldn't be this happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
You are gay AICMFP

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Innit.
No doubt he 'lifted' the shirt immediately upon discovering it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
POTD pt3
(Proper laughter from me)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
So, Jeff. Bus Drivers. Funny or not?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Funny Polish or not?

Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Polish your helmet?
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
You expecting the cricket to be somewhat difficult this evening then?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Yes.
They're going to cunt us in the fuck.

Strauss will go out to stupid ball, KP will attempt the impossible and learn why it's impossible.

Cook will hang on because he's learned to believe in himself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:46, Reply)
I just enjoy the little things (oo er).

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)
I have neither hug nor wine :(
but I do have chocolate, so I guess it's not all bad.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:38, Reply)
good chocolate?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Galaxy hazelnut
mmmm. It's nearly all finished now though :(
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
no chocolate here sadly
had some crisps though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Bugger :(
still, crisps are better than nowt. I could really go for some wotsits...or quavers...
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:53, Reply)
is there bad chocolate?

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I find that cheap chocolate is bad chocolate.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Yes.
Mars bars easter eggs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
And you've got storage heaters.
Don't forget the storage heaters.

How was work today berk? Better than yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:41, Reply)
It was a bit
but not by much. I cannot wait for the weekend.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:45, Reply)
Well make sure you check what didn't get checked on Friday before you go home.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
Not much point now
everything is dead :(
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:48, Reply)
You are T S Eliot
AICMFP.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
/hug
are they managing to scrounge up replacements?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
Slowly
it'll take months and months though.
(berk, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
*There there*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 22:06, Reply)

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