This post is so South London it HURTS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have a cunning plan that will fall flat on its face
but the sentiment is GOOD.

Also, fuck off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:25, Reply)

a Cambridge friend put me in my place
she said on visiting 'oh, you don't have a Waitrose?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Oh, we have one of those
it's cunningly placed right next to ASDA so they can smirk at us plebs.

having said that, we did order our wedding cake from waitrose. I'd never felt so posh.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

We have deliberately kept it from my mother that her John Lewis storecard could be used in Waitrose
My parents would lose their home within two months if she had that dangerous knowledge.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Lies.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:28, Reply)

It's got Morrisons, it's got Lidl,
it's got saturated fat and sugar, and the faint whiff of desperation about it. Pure, unadulterated South London, Barrold.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Saturated fat and sugar is me all over, as is the desperation.
The supermarkets are the Jew.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:31, Reply)

When I think Lidl I think African illegal minicab drivers who generally work around Camden. Nothing to do with us.
Although Lampito is letting the side down.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Work around Camden.
Live in Peckham.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 21:55, Reply)