Yes you're right
I'll send her a terrible text - BGB told me to say Fuck off you're ugly and you stink
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And add to that.
'Jeff questioned the size of your tits, when I said 'small', I started to have real doubts about seeing you'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I'd go for more average

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

You know it makes sense.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Cool, I'll keep the internet updated if she kills herself or any other noted drama

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

If there is no drama, would you mind making something up?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Yeah.
This is QOTW after all. Could you possibly also make it that she topped herself due to crippling self diagnosed aspergers, and that your dumping her was the last straw?

If she could do it by chucking herself under the wheels of a Honda Accord that would be tops!

Also, she should die a virgin. Fankoo!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Oh! she'll kill herself if you dump her then.

( girlinthehole, Sat 18 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)