How far are you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

At the totally
opposite end of the country :(
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:13, Reply)

Not good at all
I'm only one town over.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:14, Reply)

I'm in the south west
My family is in the north east.
My rural backwater has closed down, no buses at all, and the nearest train station is 30 miles away.
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:17, Reply)

That's a bit shit

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:20, Reply)

It is indeed
I have a mountain of presents that ive spent the last 2 weeks making.
Looking at the news I'm not the only one who has been thwarted by the inclement weather.
Sadly I didnt buy any festive food assuming I wouldnt be here and now I cant get to the nearest supermarket to stock up.
I may now end up being one of those saddos posting online on xmas day
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:28, Reply)

Ah rubbish!
Don't consider it sad, consider it alternative and edgy. Too cool for xmas and all that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:30, Reply)

Exactly
We rule!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)

I am actually going to have to trim up soon
Accursed forced xmas party at mine. I hate xmas decorations.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)

Not good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)

If it wasn't for the fact that I want to drink more mulled things
I'd totally cancel it just so I didn't have to do this. I have to bake a cake too!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)

Can you bake?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:36, Reply)

Unfortunately, yes.
This means I have to bake cakes for people all the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:38, Reply)

Sweet!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:47, Reply)

I don't like doing it
I don't even fucking like cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:49, Reply)

Shock!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:51, Reply)

It's like I'm their tech-y person
But with cake.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)

Hahah

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)

Which is why I now work so hard to make people's expectations of me low

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:58, Reply)

Not good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01, Reply)

I dunno
People are pretty used to me being entirely cunting useless now, it's nice to be able to surprise them from time to time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:07, Reply)

I like that :)
I have a freezer full of dead aninal bits.
I can bake bread, cakes, biscuits and other carbo rich items
However I will probably get fresh fruit & veg withdrawal symptoms
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:48, Reply)

I can't remember the last time I ate fresh fruit or veg
and I'm still alive. You'll be fine. Stay strong!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)

I live round the corner from my family
Good when I need stuff. Not good when they need stuff.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:18, Reply)

Not good!#

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:20, Reply)

I know, right?
I was in serious danger this evening when my Mum found out I'd been talking about her tits on Facebook all day. She could have come round and killed me before I'd even packed a bag for a moonlight flit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:21, Reply)

Not the best!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:24, Reply)

Any sensible person would not have posted that link
Thankfully

A) I am not sensible

B) She has a wicked sense of humour

Otherwise I would be cat food right now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:26, Reply)

Plus, she's got a cracking pair
But I prefer yours.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31, Reply)

I want to hug you and kill you at the same time

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)

Shall we go with hug for the time being?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:32, Reply)

I'm not sure
After the Bones trick earlier, I'm pretty mad at you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:33, Reply)

How was it a trick?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:34, Reply)

Because I wasn't thinking about Bones
And now I am. OBSESSIVELY. You put the two words that would guarantee the most intrigue in the world.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:37, Reply)

I'm aware.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:47, Reply)

You have to tell me why
I promise not to kill you and eat you. Please ignore my earlier threats to the contrary.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:50, Reply)

Because she's upset.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:53, Reply)

WHY IS SHE UPSET?
She didn't even cry at Booth's fake funeral!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:54, Reply)

Well, I'm sure you'll find out.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55, Reply)

I'm actually going to kill the fuck out of you for this.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57, Reply)

Good good.
How about if I say she regrets her choice?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:59, Reply)

You can't imagine how much restraint I am using now
To a) not look at an episode guide and

b)not go all the way down south to yours and kill you, chop you up into tiny pieces, eat the pieces, throw them back up and then set them on fire.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:03, Reply)

Ok, fine.
You asked for it.

*spoilers*
She regrets not being with Booth, and cries over her loss
*end of spoilers*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04, Reply)

Well that's just stupid
She shouldn't be with Booth.

I should.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06, Reply)

Keep dreaming
p.s. Angel is superior.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:10, Reply)

I do. Often.
Angel doesn't have Angela, Zach or Sweets. Therefore not as good.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:12, Reply)

Angel has Faith, Buffy and Cordelia
That's better than anything.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:13, Reply)

Did Angel ever have
David Boreanez in the bath reading comics?

Did it ever have him being wheeled sat up on a gurney in the nip?

I can go on...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:17, Reply)

He wanders round naked a lot, it seems

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:19, Reply)

But not as BOOTH
I refuse to watch anything else with him in incase it ruins Booth for me.

That's not weird at all, right?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:21, Reply)

That's very weird.
Weirder than Woodside dressed as a woman.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:31, Reply)

That would be weird.
*ponders*

I actually want to see that now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:33, Reply)

Again?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:37, Reply)

He's got the legs for it.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:38, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:43, Reply)