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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
No
Any whore can get syphilis. Not every whore can get football.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:31,
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latest was 15 years ago)
Yawn.
No. It's twenty two overpaid, whinging cunts chasing a ball.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:42,
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well it's a round ball...
more is payed for chasing a ball of a certain size and shape
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:44,
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Are you possibly referring to
"Rugby, a game played by men with oddly shaped balls"?
Because I don't think they do pay as much.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:45,
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I may be bert
but I'm not a furious internet ingrate.
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:42,
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I have no idea what you're talking about
But I have pizza now, so continue.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:44,
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attempting to avoid being a tool...
how am I doing... oh crap don't answer that
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:48,
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Garlic Margherita
I'm kicking it old school
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:51,
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Yes
But if there was a heaven, I'd go there.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55,
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He's taking the piss out of me for being veggie
For about the 8th time today :P
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:57,
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at risk of sounding sexist
I love a girl with simple garlic and cheese based tastes.
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:55,
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That didn't sound sexist
It just sounded massively perverse.
May I suggest French women?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:56,
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Suggest Women..
and I'll shut the fuck up:)
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 1:59,
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I'm afraid I can't do that
I'm not talking to AA any more, so I need someone to talk to.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:01,
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You're evil!
I'm fucking lovely mate. If you ignore the homicidal message above, that is.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04,
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Sometimes I think I may be too violent
But then I come to my senses and realise that the fuckers deserve it.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:15,
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you and AA have a little beef?
Come tell me I will /pander you both and we work it out?
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:04,
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That's my line
I totally copyrighted that.
£20 royalties and we might forget our argument.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:06,
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Evening Woodside
Who says we haven't already?
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:29,
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easy man.. i'm trying to broker
some kind of shaky truce.
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Technical xtc - Furious Internet, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:17,
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That sounds like the name
of some hideous 70's decoration theme
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:11,
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This is true
I imagine it would be puce in shade.
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BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Sun 19 Dec 2010, 2:14,
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