Monkey

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes!
In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essence of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!
Monkeeeeeeeeeey!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

If you didn't need to google that then I love you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Haha!
I confess to googling because I couldn't be arsed typing it. I think I can still remember it all.
*checks*
Yes I can.
*jumps in air and shouts 'monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeey'.*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Good call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)