Long thread is long.
What is the greatest ever television theme tune?

Alt: Lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:27, 177 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't know.
Cheese, quorn ham and tomato sammich.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

What is the point in quorn?
Either you like meat, or you don't?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Don't go there Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Where?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

hamland

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Is hamland similar to porkworld?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

it's not far from sausagecity
just round the corner from baconvillage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Quorn doesn't taste like meat
it's just a protein supplement.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Then was is called quorn 'ham'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Because there is a very faint resemblance to ham and it goes with cheese.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

That sounds just like cheap processed ham.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Except there is no ham in it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

^this
Quorn is nice in it's own right.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Monkey

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Yes!
In the worlds before Monkey, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed. Time and the pure essence of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World". Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone monkey.
The nature of Monkey was irrepressible!
Monkeeeeeeeeeey!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

If you didn't need to google that then I love you.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Haha!
I confess to googling because I couldn't be arsed typing it. I think I can still remember it all.
*checks*
Yes I can.
*jumps in air and shouts 'monkeeeeeeeeeeeeeey'.*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Good call.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Round the Twist
I was going to start a new thread for people to ask me questions but the hilarious twist was I was going to lie in every answer.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Have you ever, ever felt like this?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

Yes, I blame the Port.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

I thought it was a Lighthouse?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I blame starboard
*breaks into a seafarer's version of agadoo*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I sea what you did there.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

glad someone's on board

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Wanchor.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

shut it or I'll deck yer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

blake's 7
blimey, is it lunch time? Shit, I should be dressed
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

UFO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBeN1SbVywM
This is how the future was supposed to be - not reality fucking tv, WKD, Honda Accords and Keane.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

^this
The hair wins it for me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:38, Reply)

The pastel wigs?
Brilliant aren't they?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Fucking dreadful that program
about as bad as "Space 1999"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

But the music is great.
(You been watching 'In Bruges" again?)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I loved Space 1999.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

what?
1980 was like that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

No, silly.
These aliens were not from India.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Arena, Early Doors, University Challenge. and of course Blankety Blank.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Blankety Blank
Followed by Terry and June.

That isn't an order of preference, but rather the order if which I remember the shows on the telly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Mum said that I'm allowed to stay up for Sapphire and Steel, tonight.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I'm allowed to watch
The Man from U.N.C.L.E
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Red Dwarf
Alt: I don't know yet, but if I'm going to have to get into a catsuit I'll avoid carbs.

EDIT (since I'm back from the shops and I can tell you're all dying to know): Cheese and egg salad on white with everything, a packet of Canadian Ham crisps and mulled wine. There shall be no cat suits for me today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:39, Reply)

Wait, what?
Catsuit?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

See last thread
For catsuity details.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Ahhh
I see.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Although I still think Darth would make a better Catwoman
I want to be Poison Ivy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Seeing as a quick google will no doubt turn up thousands of pictures of Darth in a catsuit,
I vote you.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Please don't vote for me

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I fucking told you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

But I just got a really nice sandwich
and I want to eat it without paranoia about bloating.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Sammich details please
Starving here, might go to the veggie Chinese place up the road
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

See above for details

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Mission Impossible
no..."The Sweeney", no wait, "The Professionals"

Duck Tales
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:40, Reply)

The Professionals had a top theme tune.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:41, Reply)

I liked the episode where Body & Doyle had to break the rules to get the job done

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:43, Reply)

I liked the one where they had to go so deep undercover they were 'on their own'
And there would be no back-up if things went wrong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

That was a fucking awesome episode
they drove really fast in their brum-brums and shot the baddie
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

No mockery please
I like the episode where Bodie/Doyle met the beautiful woman who was inevitably going to betray them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

That was the episode where she had a past with Bodie
or was it Doyle?

Either way there was a lot of shouting
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

It was definitely the episode
where Cowley complained about being too old, and a high up person was implicated in the crime
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Was that the episode where someone had carelessly left some boxes
In the road? So inconsiderate was the box-owner, they were completely unavoidable to high-speed motorists.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Was that the same one in which Cowley warned them about keeping it straight, but knew just when to turn a blind eye to their unconventional methods?

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

No it was the episode
where Doyle wore the tight jeans and Bodie didn't move his face once
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Stargate: Universe
HA!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:44, Reply)

i have not seen this yet
OH wait! I remember the most super dooper theme tune*:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmB5SpgWIEA

*may contain sarcasm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

it barely has a intro at all.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:47, Reply)

That's the joke!
I am very witty.

/psychochomp
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

Please use "it's funny because" in the future

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

*rapt attention*

( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I do like the Life on Mars theme tune
Alt: No lunch that I know of
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:45, Reply)

It's a Bowie song
can't remember what it's called though...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Wasn't there another bit as well?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Probably Jean Genie - y'know for Gene Hunt.

(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:51, Reply)

here it is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZ4-soL4FNQ&feature=related
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:54, Reply)

The Pokemon Theme

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

My housemate seduced his now girlfriend by showing her old episodes of pokemon.
I walked in the living room laughed and walked out.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I fail to see how Pokemon could get anybody in the mood
unless they were a plushy, a paedo or a uniquely disturbing fusion of the two.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

see deviantart for details

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Get them so bored that they think sex is a good idea?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:00, Reply)

That's a pretty niche tactic
is your flatmate a master manipulator in other ways, too?
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Nope or if he is I haven't noticed it
which could mean he is a master manipulator... I'm going to have to hack into his computer tonight to check.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

A mate of mine did himself out of sex by turning Pokemon on as his girlfriend was getting frisky
On two separate occasions
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Not sure if you can see this
but it shows you what kind of people I'm friends with

www.facebook.com/jamescrobinson/posts/180088485340219
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I can empathise

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:58, Reply)

people with high privacy settings?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:59, Reply)

As I thought :(
www.b3tards.com/u/d428866fa3abf02a2e6a/pkm.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Up to and including the Tom Baker era
The Doctor Who theme tune was uniquely superb. I don't really like what they did with it after that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Seconded.
Completely ahead of its time, and used to scare the shit out of me. The Peter Howell version was OK as well, after that... meh.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Trouble with the new orchestrated version is...well, it's still a good tune and all
It's just it loses all the atmosphere it used to have when it was made using oscilloscopes and theremins and bits of 8-track tape sellotaped together.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I agree.
It's too bombastic now. And the very latest version is shite. Where's the fucking bassline gone?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)

It's been a bit of a double-edged sword with Moffatt
+ much better writing than Russell "let's make everything gay and Welsh" Davies
+ fewer situations resolved by the lazy technique of pushing buttons to make magic happen
+ Karen Gillan
- theme tune getting steadily worse
- what the fuck is going on with those new-look daleks?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)

The Daleks have been hit with the same styling fashion
that's affecting other wheeled vehicles. They've come out with a sports crossover model.

Edit: they're the scifi Nissan Juke.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Moffat's made a U-turn
and said the old versions will be back.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I didn't like the primary colours, either
An upturned bin is difficult to find intimidating at the best of times, it doesn't help if it's a jaunty green.

Edit: It's funny because it's not a primary colour. I am very witty.

/psychochomp
( Kroney, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

None of the new Daleks are green, jaunty or otherwise
/Davros' Granddad
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)

I was going to say that
but decided against it for fear of being viewed as a sad old geek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Luckily my reputation in these parts is far beyond salvation
I would say "you're not old" but now the first digit of your age is one higher than mine, so you are.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Agreed on the new daleks, they fucking suck
Although that episode was worth watching just for "Would. You. Like. A. Cup. Of. Tea?"
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Hahaha yes
And "OK, it's a jammie dodger. But I was promised tea!"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Haha yeah
Loved that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I actually think Matt Smith is a brilliant Doctor
Especially considering the size of the shoes he had to fill. Used to play for Forest, you know
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)

He is a good Doctor
I was really worried at the beginning of the series, but I must admit, I'm sold on him.

Nobody can truly replace David Tennant in my heart though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'm amazed at how many women say that
I really didn't think he was especially good-looking. More so than Matt Smith, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I think I'm just in love with The Doctor
Since I now totally *would* Matt Smith.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Acid test
William Hartnell
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Doesn't count
I'm only in love with the late series Doctors.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Does David Morrissey count?
He thought he was the Doctor...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:03, Reply)

No
Like I say, it's a theory in progress.

But no, David Morrisey does not count. Mental delusions do not a Doctor make.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)

How do you feel about The Master? Or Timothy Dalton's Rassilon?
Am intrigued to see how far this extends
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I think it's an attitude thing
So just The Doctor.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I'd still do him

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Whilst I agree with all of the above
As far as pros and cons go the latter are a mite paltry.

However, you could add;

- disappointing use of the Silurians
- unforgiveable appearance of James Corden
- Rory (although I do feel some kinship with the man, as he is, like me, dating a giant woman who is visibly so far out of his league as to be comedic)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Rory is so lovely,
if a tad possessive.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I genuinely can't work out how he pulled her though
He's just too much of a wet blanket for someone as adventurous and mental as Amy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Because she'd given up on adventure and was trying to be normal
As a result of all the therapy after The Doctor didn't come back when he said he would.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Good point I suppose
Needed someone to look after her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

She kept biting them.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Good job men don't run away when you bite them eh

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

How would you know?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Wild guess
and graffiti
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Damn, I thought I'd had that cleaned.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Are we still talking about graffiti?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You git.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Sorry, sorry, season of good will
Am being civil again now. Try me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Anyway
It was the therapists she was biting, not the boys.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)

They really fucked it up this series
By showing the Weeping Angels MOVE. The twats. That was a brilliant double episode though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Agreed on both counts
That was bang out of order. The ending of that episode was a bit of a let-down but the rest was immense
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Remembering that has actually angered me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I'd better not bring up Martha Jones then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I dunno
She was alright. The worst companion of the new series, no doubt, but I'm not actually *angered* by her.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Worst companion EVER
Worse than Melanie Bush. She only had two modes - "cocky" and "panicked", both incredibly badly acted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

Yeah
That and her Mum hit Tennant. The bitch.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Her whole family was just horrendous
Massive, crippling error by all concerned
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I think that I'd just blocked it out
Because now that I think about it, it IS annoying me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)

A million times this
Every time they faff about with it it angers me. The 60's one was so much better.
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Tale of the Unexpected had a cracking theme.
Especially when you add the 'Anglia Region' silver horse thing to it at the start.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

Is there a TV theme composed or performed by Terry Pratchett?
If yes I vote for that.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Top Cat.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:02, Reply)

I'm quite fond of My best friend is a monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Haven't watched it for quite a while though.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air! Fucking obviously!
I have a brilliant if hazy memory of being sat on my best friend's sofa in 2001 with her and her boyfriend after we'd indulged in a drug-fuelled threesome, me and him singing along with the opening credits to Fresh Prince on the TV and her looking visibly appalled that she'd recently done sex stuff with us both
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:06, Reply)

recently done sex stuff with watched.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Not exclusively
Not even predominently. Selfish cow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Parenthood theme tune. Bob Dylan Forever Young
but I'm currently having cracked pepper and olive oil triscuits and omg they are om nom nom

oh, Jeff, I'm a bad mum. Roommates said dog was looking skinny and when I checked the bag and measured her food this morning she'd been getting HALF what she's supposed to get :(((
/bad mum blog
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

Oh dear : (
Don't let Gonz find out.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

She's supposed to get two FULL bowls twice a day. I'd been giving her half a bowl twice a day.
I feel so shit. But at least I know now. And she will fatten up quickly.
oh bad mum :((((
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

At least your dog wasn't told to go on a diet by the vet : (
Benji used to be a bit of a porker because all the lads at work gave him scraps of food.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)

I make sure she doesn't get any because it gives her the shits. Explosive shits.
Thanksgiving was NOT pretty, with my mum giving her turkey.

Is he at a better weight?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

He is now.
And they both get a lot of exercise, although not much since this snow. Biscuit keeps him on his toes more too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

ooooh do they like the snow?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

Biscuit eats it.
We thought about renting her out to clear everyones path.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You'll make a wonderful mother kristine.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

well, it'll never be fat, that's for sure

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Is 'Parenthood' to do with the 'AdULTHOOD' and 'KidULTHOOD' films? I heard Noel Clark was doing a new one, but haven't seen anything on IMDb.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

nah, it's just a tv show
www.imdb.com/title/tt1416765/
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Is this the first ever case of a malnourished American?
(Even if it is a dog)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

oh
burn
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

What does that mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)

see 2 or 3
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

*hurt*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

!
?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)

All of you are wrong
Even though 'Monkey!' and 'The Professionals' were great tunes, the answer is, of course...

IRONSIDE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Streets of San Francisco was better. *sniffs*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

That was my other choice.
*also sniffs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)

*taps nose*
*gestures outside*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

What about Quincy, eh?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Ironside has a siren over a funky breakbeat and thus wins, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

...and you can really bug-out to it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I didn't fancy anything solid so I went to "Paul's" to get a hazelnut milk.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

Is this a complicated way of telling us that you went to do a poo at Paul's, but it turns out you've got the shits?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)

Oh lol, I was going to make that exact same joke but I deleted it because I couldn't finish it off.
"Paul did a poo at Paul's Cafe" or something like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Sorry for stealing your thunder.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)

It's alright, you can have this one !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)

"The Good Guys" - an American comedy cop show - has as its theme tune
"Slink (A Hymn)" by Locksley. Brilliant tune. EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3uI7v5cZs

Alt: Innocent Sweet Potato Chilli and some leftover pork pies.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

The Avengers
was good in a groovey kind of way.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Only Fools and Horses
or Cheers.

Cheese and onion sarnie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:13, Reply)

WHAT IS GOING ON?
I been out to get lunch and four "Secret Santa" presents and STILL nobody has suggested "Liver birds will come and get yer, singing ee-I-addio - Ah yer dancin?" etc

Minus 10 Roota points to you all.
(Cave Duck, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I live one street away from that

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)