Not so bad, although I didn't get to see my child which was shit.
I went for some beers in town, took unfeasibly large amounts of cocaine, went for a Vietnamese meal, slept in, played guitar, wanked for Britain and did a murder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What dog did you have when you went out for your meal?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

That's Korean food, you spanner.
Although fair enough, they do all look alike.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I just read this on have your say.
"It's looking like more should be spent BUT while I sit cosy at home, hearing of utter chaos at Heathrow Airport, disgust and anger swoop over me. The current situation affecting passengers makes Hurricane Katrina pale into insignificance. BAA should be sued for expecting folk, especially elderly and infirm, to sleep on floors swathed in tin-foil like turkeys ready for the oven. One does have to wonder if airport officials tasked with communicating information to passengers are suffering from lock-jaw or their mouths are frozen. And why has the airport stopped people from taking photographs? Hmmm, all very suspect. Warm thoughts to those stranded in and out of the airport - hope you get basic humanitarian help as soon as possible. Is BAA scared of having spend a few quid from their annual profits? Shame on them! "
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

There was a fantastic interview on the Today programme this morning.
The woman used the term "like a war zone" on two occasions, expressed disgust that people were allowed to buy alcohol from M&S and said she was worried about what would have happened in event of a fire or a terrorist attack.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Ha ha, they probably talked to 15 people and found the craziest.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

She kept saying how worried she was about her kids
the clear implication being that she thought that forcing people to stay in a terminal overnight turned them instantly into alcoholic peadophile rapist kidnappers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

i got stuck in gatwick once
the urge to drink and steal children was almost irresistable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Why is everyone obsessed with eating 3rd world cuisine?
Find a loser country, open a restaurant selling their food and the masses will fock to it.

These people are poor, therefore their food should, by rights, be shit.

But it isn't.

It is questions like this that give me a headache.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:35, Reply)

You've made my brain hurt too now
I never thought about it like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

It doesn't make sense though, does it?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

No, not in the slightest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Why should "the poor" have shit food.
it's more to do with urban vs rural populations and the freshness of ingredients.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I know.
It's the original post that doesn't make any sense. I wasn't clear, sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Not if you look at it in that ridiculously simplistic way no.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

Well, I'm poor and I eat shit food.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:54, Reply)

If you were, say, a rural Italian farmer, you wouldn't, though.
Street food in, say, India or all over the far east, is cheap, nutritious and delicious. Skint Moroccan fishermen have a diet that would cost us a fortune and is fucking lovely.

This is true for much of the world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I may have been being slightly facetious there

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

That's all the shit food you eat, I expect.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Hahaha

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

You have zero imagination Jeff my friend.
plus your logic makes me tear my testicles off in frustration.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)