It annoys the fuck out of me that you're not straight

(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:11, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

No it doesn't
You enjoy talking about your erroneous perception of my sexuality far too much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

^ classic 'bender talk'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Hang about
Are you - YOU - implying that elaborate wordplay and the use of several syllables where one will suffice are symptoms of Bumderism? Don't let the closet door hit you on the way out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

No,
I'm saying anything you post is 'classic bender talk'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

You weren't though, were you
Not originally.

*knowing grin*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

Stop trying to bumder Monty
You know he's easily suggestible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

He's going to be getting a faceful of hot meat tonight
and I know for a fact that his arse will be sore tomorrow morning.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

But if you were straight
we'd have nothing to tease you about.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'm sure we'd manage somehow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Categorically untrue
I am straight, and it doesn't seem to be stopping you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Well now we're going to tease you for lying about your sexuality.
You need to meet Janice Battersby and come clean

www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/2010/12/20/tory-mp-nigel-evans-reveals-he-is-gay-after-confessing-secret-to-coronation-street-star-vicky-entwistle-115875-22795115/
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Eeh!
You'd never think it to look at him, would you?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)