Both really, save a few people.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have only met a few b3tans. I should arrange a bash

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:13, Reply)

You're only in Leeds aren't you?
Keep your eyes open around June time for Blousies birthday bash extravaganza.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:17, Reply)

Sweet.
Indeed I am in Leeds
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

Ooh!
*precums*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:29, Reply)

You'll get felt up
I've just sold it to you now haven't I...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:18, Reply)

To be honest it's mostly the women that feel each other up.
The guys are too shy.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:19, Reply)

apart from that one time

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:21, Reply)

Are you fucking kidding!
I nearly got fingered up my bum!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:22, Reply)

Well yes there is him.
You just weren't fast enough to get away.

It's a shame he's put you off bashes : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

Oh it hasn't!
I just use that as a hilarious example of what can happen.
I was already beginning to conclude that I was not a basher.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:32, Reply)

You like your anonimity.
I respect that.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:35, Reply)

I read that in a scouse accent!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Good grief!
I was about to protest that nothing that exciting has happened to me at a bash, and then realised I can't in all honesty complain. Plus I don't really want fingering up my bum, come to think of it...
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:25, Reply)

Its not a good way to make friends

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Exactly!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Don't let a near-molesting put you off bashes!
I'd like to meet you at some point.
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:31, Reply)

I don't like the idea of turning up at something advertised on the internet
and being on FLickr and all that, and there being people you haven't chosen to meet, but you're assumed to be mates with.
A cliquey secret thing, maybe, but I dunno, bashes don't seem, erm, natural. Do I mean homogenous, or is that red-top milk?
Oh fuck it. THERE'S A RISK OF MONGS!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Hahaha and becuase they effectively came from the internet
it would be like the ultra-mong9001
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:36, Reply)

It's far more grown up than you think it is : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:37, Reply)

They drew a cock on an innocent man's neck
in YOUR house, lady!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:40, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Busted : )

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

McFly!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Fightstar!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:52, Reply)

*I'm out*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Hahaha
that's why you choose your bash carefully! I thought you had been to some, anyway?
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I've been to two
but I'd rather just meet up with people than go to an event, I've found.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

My bash was relatively mong free apart from Al.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Says you
Lord Mong-tague Of Bealieu!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:48, Reply)

One never includes oneself when referring to one's guests.
That would be frightfully common. Now run along and steal some tyres.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Technically berk
I did 'give you a ring' in Bristol - But that was because I couldn't get hold of sick-note.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Hmph
So not only are you pointing out my lack of bash-based man action, you're also making me second fiddle to Blousie. *flounces*
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Jeff fiddled with Blousie?

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

*There there*
You made the best cakes. And that makes you pretty awsome.

Blousie would have been upset if I hadn't tried to call her.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Damn right!
Apart from trying to make me drink that awful cloudy cider, you were very charming.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)

That cloudy stuff was vile
Aspalls all the way.
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

To be fair, I'd drink Domestos if it was offered.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

But it doesn't have any alcohol in it..

(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I'd use it as a mixer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Mmm, pinefresh!

(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Woo!
And berk does make fantastic cakes too!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Faux conciliatory post
is not conciliatory enough. *pouts**

*is joking
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Are you only joking about the pouting?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I'm joking about being annoyed
although I can pout if you like.
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:07, Reply)

If you want to pout, you feel free.
Are you a regular pouter?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Not really
I only tend to do it when I'm pretending to be annoyed for dramalols.
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

So we've established that you're NOT upset?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Naw, course I'm not
why, are you about to say something that's going to change that? *looks suspicious*
(berk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Nothing.
At the moment.

But at least if I know your state of mind, I can pitch comments accordingly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:18, Reply)

'Molested by destiny' would be a good name for an Indie band

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:20, Reply)

fingered by fate

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:59, Reply)

Frotted by fortune

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:13, Reply)

pawed by providence

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

DP by hubris and pride

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

slapped about the face by the cock of kismet

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

fist fucked by a deus ex machina

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

the alabama hot-pocket of serendipity

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:01, Reply)