Never mind the lies
What have I missed around here in the last few weeks?

Anyone dead?

Any flouncings?

Has Bert been back with his Hitlercock?

Has Rakky remembered her password?

And is anyone else as fed up shovelling fucking snow as I am?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:34, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dunno
Bert, Workboresme, Battered

See above

I doubt it because I've never seen her here.

I have shoespikes. Fuck shovels.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

Shoespikes don't help
if you're trying to drive anywhere.

The Rakky comment was just me trying to be funny. And failing.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Bert came back, had another rant and then got banned again.
I'm still single.
CHCB and catface are now married.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:39, Reply)

I gathered you hadn't met a bloke
so I didn't mention it.

Didn't know about CHCB and Captain V though. Congrats to them. Are they going by a double barrelled name now, like Catface-Ceilidhband?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:43, Reply)

Their baby is.
Catface Ceilidhbaby.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:44, Reply)

You should mention it.
I do. At every opportunity.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:47, Reply)

Yes, you do
But I was trying to be tactful and not point out the fact that you're not getting any cock.

I'm getting to be sensitive to people's feelings in my old age, y'know!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Aw! that's very thoughtful of you.
But it's not upsetting me as much as it used to so don't worry.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:51, Reply)