I suspected my mother was lying when she said there was no Baileys left.
She was right, but now after a walk down to Sainsbury's we have more. And cigarilloes. Fandabbydozy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've never seen a cigarillo
I've only ever seen reference to them on customs information notices at airports.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Desperation smokes
The last possible choice before you have to sink to Menthols.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:04, Reply)

Menthols are ok in summer
its like an ice-cream for the lungs
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:10, Reply)

I can't do that.
Rothmans. Not as many as I used to, to but it's always Rothmans.

JPS or L&B if I can't get Rothmans, but I find myself smoking twice as furiously.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

I find its best to put quality smokes over quantity smokes

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Menthols are horrible. I was smoking them round my aunt's earlier.
It just feels like someone's poking the back of your throat with a pin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

They're just what I call tabs.
And seeing as my mum gave me her card, I bought Lucky Strikes. Beautiful, beautiful, Lucky Strikes.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

I can do them.
If I absolutely have to.

I'm picturing the BarryfromEastenders family home as a fug of smoke and empty bottles - possibly with nicotine stained pets wandering dazedly about.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Lucky Strikes are ace!
Then after that Camel Blue are my weapon of choice behind Richmond Superkings when I have money.
And I wish that were true, it sounds class. Truth is my mum despises me smoking in the house (but has accepted defeat on that) and this is my first alcoholic beverage for about two months.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

You are a personal hero
I take it you mean the Red ones?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Damn right playa.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Low tar = childrens fags

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Exactly.
I also use Marlboro Reds as my victory cigarettes whenever I win an accumulator because I'm too poor to buy cigars.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Have you tried the new marlbro bright leaf?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

They're what I used to smoke all the time.
The silver/grey ones. They're ace but since moving onto superkings I find it hard to go back to normal size fags.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Addiction is a beutiful thing to watch grow

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I'm not an addict I just LOVE cigarettes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)

Me too me too

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

I love how I thought I was fine.
Used to only smoke when I went out. Then it became two or three a day. Then five. Then ten. Now it's about fifteen. I don't think about money normally anymore, if I have a tenner I think 'that's two packs of tabs' not 'that's a tenner'. I don't care about how bad they are for me, just the cost. Seeing as I don't drink when I go out, or pay for food ever, spending about three quid a day on tabs is fine by me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Roll-ups are your friend.
I spend £6.50 a week on cigs, and I smoke like a chimney.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Yes but then I'd be conforming to the student knobhead cliché.
The next arsehole infront of me in Tesco paying for rizlas with a load of copper coins is going to get booted in the head.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm not a student
I started smoking roll-ups at 15.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

Jealous
It's microwaved pre-mulled wine and roll-ups round mine.

I am so classy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:03, Reply)

I too am drinking and smoking
but fro extra class I am listening to Dokken. Go me
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I am listening to Peaches
I am THAT classy. By the way, did it say above that you are from that there Leeds?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Yep.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Do you feel a bash comming on?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Ooh. Could do.
*waves* I assume you could see that, you're bloody close enough.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Leeds is good times
btw is your profile pic in the Eldon on woodhouse lane?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)

It's not. But I have been there a few times.
Both the pictures of me are in my local in Bradford.

I think we should do a post-xmas West Yorkshire bash.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Best not do it in wakefeild
I cannot go back there for drinks. I got into a fight with a condom machine and I cant remember in which bar.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Leeds or Bradford I think.
Wakefield is shit.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Leeds stays open till 4am weeknights

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)

This is true
Also, AA is coming to stay with me next week

*plots short-notice bash*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Im off to the south for xmas

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Boo!
Fine, I'll stick with my original plan of 'get him drunk, have a party and go to a gig'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Bradford suburbs
Central Bradford is hideous.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Agreed in some ways
Although I would ask you to make an exception for Delius.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Don't know it.
I've lived here for eight years and I've been into the centre maybe four times in the evening.

Far too easy to get the train to civilisation (Leeds).
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

It's pretty good
They have good real ales, good music and I sometimes get to go to lock-ins. Which is me sold really.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Where are you?
I'm in Bradford.

Set up a bash - I'll be working that day but it's always nice to miss a bash that I could get to.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)

I know the feeling

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

*loves Peaches*

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I really, really love Peaches
Unfortunately, listening to her means that the next man I see is either going to get punched or sexed. I don't know which would be worse for the poor bugger.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

have you seen the muppets
set to Fuck the Pain away?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Oh yes
It buggers 'sad kermit'
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)

No?
Sounds too weird even for me.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

that puts me in a category of my own then!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU&feature=related
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:20, Reply)

haha!
Quite well done too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)