Breakfast is there to assist in the destruction of hangovers for me
I didn't have any alcohol last night, so have no need for any.

Although Brunch can be good, having a Sausage, Bacon, Egg, Black Pudding and Brown Sauce roll at Midday is magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I really cannot eat when I first get up.
The exception is hotel breakfasts, and even then it's rare.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:40, Reply)

I need to be awake at least an hour before I can eat, apart from exceptional circumstances
Or if it's given to me the second I wake up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I got told to eat breakfast because it kickstarts your metabolism and starts you burning calories straight away
but I reckon a cup of tea and a swig from the juice carton would do that anyway.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:45, Reply)