I haven't called anyone a clit-banger for ages
I've missed you round these parts jsbx.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've missed her around these parts too
*gesticulates*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:53, Reply)

nice
*fist bumps*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:54, Reply)

*smiles smugly and nods*
*reciprocates fist bump*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*gets magnifying glass*
Damn right you missed me, I can't even bloody see it!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I sent it to the garage for repairs and an oil change
This weather plays havoc on it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Detachable penis
That would account for so much. Steampunk cock
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Having to shovel the coal in is an added bonus

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)

scuttle... poker... steam pressure... train whistle... copper bottom... pressure vessel...
can't decide...

*brain melts*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Stop thinking about my cock.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You've got a copper bottomed cock?
I mean, I know you're alternative and you like your body mods and whatnot...but isn't that going a bit far?
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Flesh is inefficient
I'm like Tetsuo
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Hopefully less pyschotic

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:26, Reply)

I like to think so
I mean, you both slept in the same room as me and weren't woken by the sound of a powerdrill were you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Oh, so that's what it was...
I thought it was just you snoring.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:29, Reply)

BANG and the clit is gone.
Aww bless ya. I miss being here sometimes, but a short slap upside the head usually sorts that out ,) how's the tigmeister?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:59, Reply)

He's warm.
Fat and warm. Et le Gizmond?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Aww bless him :)
Giz had a lump come up on his chin at the weekend which burst last night. On my hand. Because I was poking it :( never eat dinner and poke lumps people, it can never amount to anything good.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:03, Reply)

you just can't get enough of being covered in slime can you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Oh I just love it. So so much.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:12, Reply)

I thought as much

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I have been known to pick at Tigs
That's what being a parent is about
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:13, Reply)