The Post Office and all parcel carriers
take on extra staff at this time of year (obviously) – this means that a fair proportion of their delivery staff will, no matter how well or badly they do their jobs, be out of work in a few days. They have no incentive bar their own self-imposed morals (if they have any) to not rob every fucking parcel they can.

/runs home shopping business
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this is an excellent argument for booby-traps

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:30, Reply)

like a mousetrap in between them?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

*rolls eyes*
I was thinking more like anthrax in the outer packaging
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Ignore him, he's just a randy little yokel.
They all get like that after a few scrumpys, I understand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, Reply)

your breasts have outer packaging?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Breasts!

( Kroney, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:01, Reply)

*begrudging chuckle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I do wear generally more than just a bra

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I do not approve of this behaviour.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Snow boots in this weather are necessary.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Well after my third ASBO
I was warned
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:21, Reply)

Anti Social Breast Order?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Precisely
I was bra'd over to keep the peace by the magistrate :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

I bet he wanted to personally give your breasts a restraining order

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I bet he weighed up the situation.
"whey heeeey"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

pants?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:05, Reply)