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Two of the presents I bought arrived
this made me happy
Alt Q: just a little bit of milk
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26,
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I fucked up
My missus's gift wont get here till jan. Need an emergency gift
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30,
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Flowers.
From a garage forecourt.
She'll be like putty in your hands.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32,
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I am at the point when I will consider this.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32,
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That's not a gift, that's a pleasure
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Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34,
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a pleasure torture
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35,
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I hate it.
It's either horrifically boring or juuuuust the edge of good enough but never gets there. Therefore I prefer to do something that gets results.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38,
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You've just not met the right man
Actually, you have, but I'm married.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:42,
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The best oral I got was from a musician.
Saxophonist. He was really ugly but had a huge dick and a great tongue, I guess he had to have something going for him.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:47,
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Large horn?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48,
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A saxophone is NOT a horn.
It's in the woodwind section, not brass.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48,
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My mistake
sorry
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:50,
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In black American music
the 'horn section' is the brass section.
For example: Fred Wesley and the Horny Horns.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:57,
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Punch her in the fucking tits.
They love all that stuff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34,
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