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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Its the shortest day of the year today
My SAD is no longer going to get worse! tell me what has excited you today.

Alt Q: Milk or sugar in your tea?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:51, 112 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It will still get worse if you don't leave the house.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:53, Reply)
You are a ray of sunshine, aren't you?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Or if it is in fact a symptom of mental weakness and an inability to MTFU.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:55, Reply)
As a doctor I am inclined to agree with this assessment.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Oh man Tayyabs were on top fucking form last night.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)
Where was my photo bitch?
I spent all last night looking wistfully at my phone, my wife thinks I'm cheating on her now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Sorry my hands were all covered in spicy juices
from all the succulent chops so I couldn't take a pic. I wouldn't worry about your wife though mate, I've been knobbing her for months.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)
Dont worry.
I spend as much time outside as possible
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)
All those misguided cretins
who go to Stonehenge for the Summer Solstice are going on the wrong day: today is the big one.

*belms at the ancient order of druids, estd. 1908*

Alt: why can't I have both, you stingy fucking cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)
Why would you have either?
I had tea with milk yesterday as I was in a cafe of the kind that poor people and the working classes frequent.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)
I have no idea what these places are of which you speak.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Today started with a massive meteor shower...
...which was rather nice way to see in the Winter Solstice. Pity it was snowing and I could see fuck all at 6am,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)
pretend the snow flakes are meteors

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)
Aaaarghhhh!
My fucking eyes are burning.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
imagination is a powerful thing

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)
You knows it.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
sugar in tea?
Oh Monty :(
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)
there is nothing wrong with that
although my friend reckons there is a relationship between smoking and sugar in tea. I am an exception
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)
As am I.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)
Cane and caned?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Jeffrey Archer's latest barn-stormer.
'Unpickupable'.

Monty Boyce, The Internet
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)
I thought I asked you to leave the Internet?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)
That's not a fucking question - are you Australian?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)
G'Day!
*Ties kangaroo down*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
bondage kangaroo action
is some kind of treat is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
I have about one cup a week, and take a single sugar in it
as a hangover from my bong-smoking days. I make no apology for it.

I also prefer lager to bitter on the whole, and could NOT*give a rat's arse about that either, so 'nerr'.

*edited for sense
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Couldn't, not could. If you say you could give a rats arse about it your subsequent "nerrr" makes no sense.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)
You are right, and I am sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
If I had sugar in my tea
I wouldn't fit through doorways.

I don't drink beer so no judgement here. Though of the two I'd drink lager since it's pretty tasteless
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)
milk and half a sugar, please

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)
Alt Q: Neither.
One and a half sweeteners in my green tea though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)
in a hemp cup?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

emp
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)
Can you do me a favour.
And burn down The (virtual) Memorial Stadium. Those bastards are my bogey team and I've conceded eleven goals in three games against them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
Well seeing that every other stadium Rovers have played at, Eastville and Twerton Park in Bath
Both burnt down, it is only a matter of time before the real one goes up in smoke.

In fact, I think the lads who burnt down the Bath City stadium are out of prison now, so the chances are improved.

If you want a virtual stadium to be burnt down, I suggest you use a Fire-wall.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
Milk
Sugar in tea is horrible. Sugar in general is amazing as I am a lardy fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

lardy great
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
Just ask anyone on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)
yeah, she's totally great

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
You weren't that bad either
It was great when you cast that spell for +4 moisture in the Rolling Wetlands.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I wonder if LARPers do it in character?
I bet they do, filthy sods.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)
i haven't
but there is the story of my friend who answered the door one morning after her boyfriend visited painted green
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
You should make some car stickers that read 'LARPers do it in character'
You'll sell, oh, I don't know. Half a dozen maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)
the implication that larpers
get sex is hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)
well you must meet other larpers at such events

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
yeah
I think that's the only reason larpers get any. I think we do slightly better than table toppers as we actually interact. And drink too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)
fnar

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Agreed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

♥ yew, bbz
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
I threw a rock in the air and hit someone who'd seen your va-jay-jay

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)
It's got more facebook fans than Lady Gaga.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
And palys better jazz piano.
(so I heard)
(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
I agree
sugar has no place in tea
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)
wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)
Milk also has no place in tea

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)
Depends on the tea
and generally only a splash
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)
weirdo
I didn't have milk in tea when I worked in Paris, but that was because the Frenchies were already taking the piss out of me for not drinking coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)
We have two persons of the french persuasion at work
we have successfully converted them to tea
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)
Al is of course right
black tea is how it should be
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
YES!
INTERNET VALIDATION!

GET FUCKING IN!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)
I'm with you both.
Black tea is the only tea.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)
No milk. One sugar.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)
What about lemon?

(Cave Duck, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)
classy

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)
none, hot drinks are for weirdos.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)
Right, it's time for my 6th cup of tea of the day.
Or possibly 7th.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)
I decided against my fifth cup of green tea earlier, and had a pint of sparkling water with dinner instead.
Oddball, me?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Green tea
tastes like dishwater.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)
Nah it's class.
Without a sweetener in it's fucking horrible though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Did you steal the glass afterwards?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)
I only drink green tea when having Japanese food.
Never got the taste for it.

-slurps Earl Grey-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)
I like a lot of teas
but Earl Grey is the single worst invention in the history of Tea. If I ever met Earl Grey, I'd punch his stupid flower infused face in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
what about Lady Grey?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Poor woman, queen for only a few days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)
You see I used to hate it, only drink PG/English Breakfast
Developed a real taste for it now and have been gulping down mug after mug after mug. Just like sperm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Bloody hell
if you drink as much tea as you drink sperm there is a very real risk your kidneys will fail.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)
My kidneys are buggered anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
From excessive poking by large black penises?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
There was one instant where excessive poking laid me out for several days
But no, I've no idea what it is but it's pretty damn painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Hmmmm, have you seen a doctor?
It could be kidney stones
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)
I saw the nurse when it started and I didn't realise what it was and didn't move for a week
but I dunno if it's the same thing.

Ah well, I'll do something about it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
A chap who works for me
made his own jasmine tea, until he collapsed and was in hospital for a fortnight, the Sri Lankan spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
They all taste exactly the same.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
oh that is NOT TRUE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Are you talking about tea or spunk?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
It's been so long I've forgotten what spunk tastes like.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)
ask Dan Savage

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I'll post you a sachet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Nommy nommy jizzy :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
put it in your tea

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)
I need my 3rd about now
I've been staring at this screen and a bunch of essays since about midday and my brain hurts
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:29, Reply)
Two of the presents I bought arrived
this made me happy

Alt Q: just a little bit of milk
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)
I fucked up
My missus's gift wont get here till jan. Need an emergency gift
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, Reply)
Flowers.
From a garage forecourt.

She'll be like putty in your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
I am at the point when I will consider this.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
cunnilingus

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
That's not a gift, that's a pleasure

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

a pleasure torture
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

torture pipe dream
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
I hate it.
It's either horrifically boring or juuuuust the edge of good enough but never gets there. Therefore I prefer to do something that gets results.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
each to their own, I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)
You've just not met the right man
Actually, you have, but I'm married.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)
The best oral I got was from a musician.
Saxophonist. He was really ugly but had a huge dick and a great tongue, I guess he had to have something going for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Large horn?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
A saxophone is NOT a horn.
It's in the woodwind section, not brass.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
My mistake
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)
In black American music
the 'horn section' is the brass section.

For example: Fred Wesley and the Horny Horns.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:57, Reply)
nce embrosure

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:49, Reply)
Punch her in the fucking tits.
They love all that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
I went to the motherfucking gym and didn't die of a snot explosion.
Milk only please.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 18:18, Reply)

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