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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I like a lot of teas
but Earl Grey is the single worst invention in the history of Tea. If I ever met Earl Grey, I'd punch his stupid flower infused face in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:30, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
what about Lady Grey?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Poor woman, queen for only a few days.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:55, Reply)
You see I used to hate it, only drink PG/English Breakfast
Developed a real taste for it now and have been gulping down mug after mug after mug. Just like sperm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)
Bloody hell
if you drink as much tea as you drink sperm there is a very real risk your kidneys will fail.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)
My kidneys are buggered anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
From excessive poking by large black penises?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:37, Reply)
There was one instant where excessive poking laid me out for several days
But no, I've no idea what it is but it's pretty damn painful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:39, Reply)
Hmmmm, have you seen a doctor?
It could be kidney stones
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)
I saw the nurse when it started and I didn't realise what it was and didn't move for a week
but I dunno if it's the same thing.

Ah well, I'll do something about it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)
A chap who works for me
made his own jasmine tea, until he collapsed and was in hospital for a fortnight, the Sri Lankan spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
They all taste exactly the same.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)
oh that is NOT TRUE

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)
Are you talking about tea or spunk?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)
It's been so long I've forgotten what spunk tastes like.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)
ask Dan Savage

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:45, Reply)
I'll post you a sachet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Nommy nommy jizzy :D

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:48, Reply)
put it in your tea

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:50, Reply)

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