I could answer this with one word but that'd be shit
so how about bright, funny, excitable, adventurous, feisty, knowledgeable, musical, sexy, caring, geeky, scientific, nurturing, decisive, open, honest, cute, cuddly and with mad cooking skillz. I know that's not too much to ask.

Edit: cider brain says "fit".
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:43, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You're going to have to widen your net hon.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I dunno, I have standards.
I mean, she doesn't have to fulfil all these criteria, but at least a handful would be nice.

edit: *adds "at least a handful" to criteria*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I mean look further afield than your town or even county.
And a handful is always nice : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Oh I see yeah, bigger net as opposed to bigger holes in the net.
I don't wanna catch a whale. Anyway yeah, I like the idea of walking distance, maybe a hundred miles or whatever. Then I could get shit glasses and pretend to be half of The Proclaimers, that's bound to attract some fanny.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:01, Reply)

Hahaha!
You know what I mean.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:09, Reply)

It's a good list
but quite impossible
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:11, Reply)

It's not impossible in the slightest.
I firmly believe there's someone out there for everyone. Firmly, without question.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Really?
I'm inclined to disbelieve
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:32, Reply)

So, err, basically
you appear to have described me. Did you mean to? :P

EDIT - apart from possibly your boobage criteria, anyway.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:21, Reply)

*waggles eyebrows*
Who said that was about breasts?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:24, Reply)

I do have quite a sizeable arse it's true
and I'm also very modest *sniggers*
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

It's ok, I have big hands.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Hehe

(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 20:33, Reply)

you just described me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:18, Reply)

You know it baby.
How're your tits?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

almost non-existent

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:53, Reply)