What the hell would you want to do a thing like that for?
I will promise not to get vomit-in-the-street-falling-over drunk, but drunk I shall surely be. It's going to be awesome.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I imagine it'll be like a really bad hen-night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:41, Reply)

fuck you Jeff :)
it will be nothing like a hen night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:43, Reply)

A gaggle of drunk women is ALWAYS like a hen-night.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)

Imagine all you like
it's going to be 24 carat win and you're just jealous that you haven't been invited.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

hahahaha
Nope. I know how women work, every 15 minutes you'd troop off for a piss en masse and be in the toilet for 25 minutes.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:46, Reply)

I never go to the loo with other people
and I pee really quickly. Toilets are not for hanging around in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)

But it happens doesn't it? Women decending in groups to the toilets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)

yeah
I never understood it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)

Not if you're me
I'll go with other people if I need to go when they're going, but I've never really understood the group piss thing. Toilets are for having a wee and possibly redo-ing your makeup. They are not party central.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)

Clearly I've always associated with the cottaging types of your species

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

You can't blame me for the company you're keeping
unless I am it!
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)

I just went for a piss.
ALL BY MYSELF.

(That is a statement of fact, not a sentimental song).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Erm, and?
Do you want applause? You're a bit old to need congratulating on having managed to go for a solo wee.
(berk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)

Best thing about being old
is that you can just 'have' a piss without all that tedious mucking about with actually 'going' somewhere to do it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

ooh you've persuaded me
that took a lot of effort!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)