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what 3 things are they?

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 22:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
1. Must be nice to me
2. Must sleep with me
3. Must not leave me after 2 weeks.

Sadly only seem to be getting one or two things at the mo.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)
not a bad list, but add
4. you must like them, too
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
5. Questionable personal hygiene.

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
No, it's three things for the next fella I will let into my life

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
I'm only messing pal. I hope you find someone you like.

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
that's not the problem, it's the them liking me
Mentals are a bit hard to come by nowadays.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
They are out there. Just change all your social venues and prey on fresh meat.

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Hang on, this IS O/T, right...
Otherwise known as 'mentals are us'.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Our own little desiccated part of the internet

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Like, a bit dried up and smelling of coconut?

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)
Sorry, has to be done...
life spam wallet.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
That's the thing
everyone was dipping into my spam wallet and I was becoming bankrupt :(
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Too many withdrawals and not enough deposits.
I hear ya.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)
There's just no one on the horizon, Deej.
I'm not happy.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:21, Reply)
Have you tried dating a sailor?
Every time his ship left port, within hours he'd be 'on the horizon'. Job done.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I know a sailor b3tan, now you mention it
He has a lovely girlfriend.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)
I think mutual liking is necessary

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
Are you sleeping with Meatloaf?

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I'm not sleeping with anyone.
The last guy was only 1 really, and 3 because we're on the same course. The main man in my life was pretty much 2.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
Here you go sister.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8JA9Qs2Mho

Let the tubby Yank cheer you up.
(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Didn;t realise what I was unwittingly referencing there

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:18, Reply)
Never mind.

(, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

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