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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sounds crackin'Cake details please. Stomach is waking up, trip to Gregg's in the offing
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:32, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Chocolate sponge cakeWith dark chocolate truffle icing. I used THREE whole big bars of organic dark chocolate for the icing, it was about an inch thick. Maltesers were also involved. I am a cake genius. Which makes it even more annoying that I don't like cake.
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That's mentalHow can ANYONE not like cake? And why are you so good at making them when there's nothing in it for you in terms of the end product? That's like me not enjoying... *searches for example of something I'm good at* ...the FOXTROT
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Christ, you two are being nice to each other.Did you finally fuck each other's brains out?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:41,
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Technically, in the strictest sense of the term, or from a physical/proximity aspect, noBut if anyone asks, yes we absolutely did *EDIT AS I CANNOT DENY A LADY HER REQUEST* not
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It's a christmas miracle and tingsAnd while Darth assures me he has a massive cock, I somehow doubt it would reach from Norwich to Bradford. So no, no fucking has taken place.
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A boy can dreamno-one here would ever believe me if we really had, don't panic
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:48, Reply)
You'll notice I acquiesced to your change request aboveEven though some people were TOTALLY BUYING IT
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"you totally turned him straight""you must be well sexy" etc etc
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:33,
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No, he said I am well sexy and you are a flaming homosexualistThis is all true. Especially the part about me.
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I've told you a million times that no matter how much you begI will NOT gaz you a picture of my tits.
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If you want to REALLY annoyI'm prepared to allow you to gaz *me* the picture, and I promise to gloat.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:01,
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That's fine, your loss*saddest of sadfaces*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:27,
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It's too sweet.I don't like sweet food. I only bake cakes to make other people happy and make them realise I'm not a *complete* failure at everything.
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I very much doubt anyone who ate the cake you describe has a single bad word to say about you(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)
I should hope notIt was an absolute arse to make. Mainly because I slept in badly yesterday.
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I don't, generallybut I'd been awake for over 24 hours, and only had three hours sleep the night before when I went to bed. Plus, I drank two bottles of mulled wine.
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Yeah that'll do itI think you have a solution for insomnia. Not a healthy solution, but whatever works, y'know?
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I already had a solutionVodka and Tramadol. But then I ran out of Tramadol.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Last time I was really pissed, I took a tramadol for toothache, and drank (I think) about 3 bottles of wineI was pissed for 12 hours after I stopped drinking.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:59,
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I saw Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights for the first time yesterdayIt seems to veer between genuinely funny comedy and some sort of bet to see how far he can push the contents of the viewing public's stomachs
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It seems that he's become another comedian who just tries to be offensive.I find 99% of them shit. I don't mind comedians who are funny and offensive, but there's a fine line.
Then again, I laughed myself sick at Jason Rouse, so I can't really say anything. (If you don't know who he is, don't look up his stuff at work)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:02,
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It's disappointingHis stand-up is so sharp, when it was only slightly offensive it was really fucking funny
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I haven't seen Tramadol NightsIs it really that bad? I kind of liked Frankie Boyle, his autobiography was good.
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It's actually really fucking funnyI just don't care for shock value comedy. I was laughing despite myself. If you've ever wanted to see a female newsreader sucking off the cookie monster and being covered in light blue-tinged spunk, it's the programme for you
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You ever listened to Andrew Dice Clay?If not, don't.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:08,
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His jokes about Harvey Price weren't very funnyI've caught snippets of the series, it seems he's just trying too hard now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:07,
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"Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey - eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him." - Funny
"I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her..." - Not funny
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:31,
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I like offensive comedyBut not when it's just for the sake of being offensive. I think I'll continue giving this a miss.
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