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THREE SLEEPS!Shut up!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 7:53,
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I actually woke up this morning with a vivid image of a giant sign saying 3 DAYS TO GO in my headTook me a few moments to work out what it meant.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:01,
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Ooooooooooohhhh yaaaaaaaaaaaayAlthough I will have to spend much of my Christmas driving between Nottingham, Drayton and Langham on the North Norfolk coast, and playing peacekeeper to the three sets of parents and various siblings who all want me and the missus to be at one given house for all four days we've got off. I'm sure Christmas wasn't this complicated twenty years ago
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Nah, divorce was only invented in 1993By a shady cabal of billionaires who wanted younger, prettier wives.
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Aha! I know this one!(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:20, Reply)
I might have got some of the details wrongI've been up since 4.30 after only having three hours sleep. I just had a nice sandwich though, that should get the brain ticking over again.
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Details pleaseReasons for late night, ludicrously early rise, and SANDWICH
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Christmas party at mine last nightIt was quite good, I made an ace cake and have loads of booze left in my house. Lovely, lovely booze. I don't know why I woke up at 4.30, it might have been something to do with my neighbours starting a 'running up and down stairs' contest then. That doesn't usually wake me up though, so it's a mystery. Sandwich was fried egg.
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Sounds crackin'Cake details please. Stomach is waking up, trip to Gregg's in the offing
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Chocolate sponge cakeWith dark chocolate truffle icing. I used THREE whole big bars of organic dark chocolate for the icing, it was about an inch thick. Maltesers were also involved. I am a cake genius. Which makes it even more annoying that I don't like cake.
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That's mentalHow can ANYONE not like cake? And why are you so good at making them when there's nothing in it for you in terms of the end product? That's like me not enjoying... *searches for example of something I'm good at* ...the FOXTROT
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Christ, you two are being nice to each other.Did you finally fuck each other's brains out?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:41,
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Technically, in the strictest sense of the term, or from a physical/proximity aspect, noBut if anyone asks, yes we absolutely did *EDIT AS I CANNOT DENY A LADY HER REQUEST* not
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It's a christmas miracle and tingsAnd while Darth assures me he has a massive cock, I somehow doubt it would reach from Norwich to Bradford. So no, no fucking has taken place.
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A boy can dreamno-one here would ever believe me if we really had, don't panic
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You'll notice I acquiesced to your change request aboveEven though some people were TOTALLY BUYING IT
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"you totally turned him straight""you must be well sexy" etc etc
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:33,
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No, he said I am well sexy and you are a flaming homosexualistThis is all true. Especially the part about me.
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I've told you a million times that no matter how much you begI will NOT gaz you a picture of my tits.
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If you want to REALLY annoyI'm prepared to allow you to gaz *me* the picture, and I promise to gloat.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:01,
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That's fine, your loss*saddest of sadfaces*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:27,
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It's too sweet.I don't like sweet food. I only bake cakes to make other people happy and make them realise I'm not a *complete* failure at everything.
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I very much doubt anyone who ate the cake you describe has a single bad word to say about you(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:43, Reply)
I should hope notIt was an absolute arse to make. Mainly because I slept in badly yesterday.
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I don't, generallybut I'd been awake for over 24 hours, and only had three hours sleep the night before when I went to bed. Plus, I drank two bottles of mulled wine.
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Yeah that'll do itI think you have a solution for insomnia. Not a healthy solution, but whatever works, y'know?
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I already had a solutionVodka and Tramadol. But then I ran out of Tramadol.
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Last time I was really pissed, I took a tramadol for toothache, and drank (I think) about 3 bottles of wineI was pissed for 12 hours after I stopped drinking.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:59,
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I saw Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights for the first time yesterdayIt seems to veer between genuinely funny comedy and some sort of bet to see how far he can push the contents of the viewing public's stomachs
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It seems that he's become another comedian who just tries to be offensive.I find 99% of them shit. I don't mind comedians who are funny and offensive, but there's a fine line.
Then again, I laughed myself sick at Jason Rouse, so I can't really say anything. (If you don't know who he is, don't look up his stuff at work)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:02,
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It's disappointingHis stand-up is so sharp, when it was only slightly offensive it was really fucking funny
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I haven't seen Tramadol NightsIs it really that bad? I kind of liked Frankie Boyle, his autobiography was good.
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It's actually really fucking funnyI just don't care for shock value comedy. I was laughing despite myself. If you've ever wanted to see a female newsreader sucking off the cookie monster and being covered in light blue-tinged spunk, it's the programme for you
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You ever listened to Andrew Dice Clay?If not, don't.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:08,
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His jokes about Harvey Price weren't very funnyI've caught snippets of the series, it seems he's just trying too hard now.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:07,
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"Jordan and Peter Andre are still fighting each other over custody of Harvey - eventually one of them will lose and have to keep him." - Funny
"I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter - she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her..." - Not funny
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:31,
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I like offensive comedyBut not when it's just for the sake of being offensive. I think I'll continue giving this a miss.
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I dunno what to get my brothers for Christmas other than my company and disappointment.The whole thing might be a bit of a wash-out anyway unless Amazon and Royal Mail conduct some kind of delivery miracle. We've discussed holding Christmas on New Year's Eve instead, could be kinda fun.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:35,
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Pfft! The fact you've got your life together now should be enough for them.(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:40,
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For one, it probably would be.For the other - the one with the R8 and the multi-million pound turnover - who berates me for not making enough of my life and questions whether "depression is real or something doctors give you", probably not.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:42,
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I know it's not my place to say anything untoward about your familyso I will restrain myself to simply commenting that I doubt I would be able to speak a single civil word to your brother.
*fumes silently*
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Generally he's fucking awesomebut I hear you chap, I hear you.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:46,
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Frankly I think anyone who beats depression, or at least makes a concerted effort to do so, deserves applaudingand chocolate
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*awaits chocolate*(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:48,
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Oh boy, I fucking love firing things across large distances.The flaming trebuchet at Warwick Castle almost made me spunk my shorts.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:51,
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In my last job, at a mail order companyWe had all manner of problems with Roayl Fail so I suggested building a gigantic laser-guided trebuchet in the car park to solve all our delivery issues. Management were unimpressed. They didn't implement the moron filter on the phones that I suggested either. Apparently it would have resulted in us going out of business
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Simple reallyWhen anyone called the number on the website to place an order/ask for technical details/chase up delivery/complain, any of which I'm happy to deal with as longas the person isn't a cunt or a fucktard, they'd have to answer some simple questions to establish their level of retardation. That way I could be sure of avoiding twats in my day job.
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I've banned some customers from speaking to meBecause they're fucking idiots.
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I stole a phone that displays the number of incoming calls at workI ignore any that come from an 0161 currently, as it's never for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:00,
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And the team that Mancs support is better than yours nowOnly until next year though, when they still haven't won owt and the Sheiks take their oil money and fuck off, bored. They'll be in League Two by 2015
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If only I could give that reason for not answeringThere are about 50 people who work in the same company as me. There's 3 Liverpool fans, the rest are all either United or City.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:09,
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I hope you invoke the "Gloryhunter" ruleWhich states that no-one who supports a more successful club from another town is allowed to discuss football with you
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We're mainly alright about it, good bit of banterLast year before the 4-1 win was fantastic, one of the lads claimed United were "Going to teach you lot how to play football". On Monday, I didn't need to say anything to him, he was fucking fuming.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:22,
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Even I was pissing myself after that resultI hate United even more than I hate Liverpool. Nothing personal, but the only time in my life when Forest were actually a top three club, you lot were fucking winning everything
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I've done that in the pastAs a general rule, if you can persuade your manager that the customer in question is bang out of order and a cunt, they'll speak to them for you
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No, I don't mean like thatThere's some people who come into the pub who literally aren't allowed to speak to me other than to order a drink because they're idiots.
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If all the customers who tried to sex me weren't allowed to speak to meThe pub would be silent.
No, they're just massive idiots. One in particular. He phoned the pub from his mobile the other day when he was sat five foot away from me to ask me to phone him a taxi.
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He also regularly tries to start debates with meSaying things like "all these illegal immigrants, coming over here and stealing our benefits" and "all these asylum seekers, coming over here and stealing our jobs". The man is a gigantic belming retard.
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JebusSo this is his idea of engaging a politically active woman who is obviously vastly more intelligent than him... you must be positively dripping every time he drains his pint
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He's supposedly my dad's 'mate'Given that he tried to get in my dad's wife's knickers a day before the wedding, and tried to fuck both his daughters, I feel that the definition is somewhat strained.
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What a champion fellowNext InFest I'm going to find your pub, have a drink with him, slip some powerful laxatives and muscle relaxants into his pint and calculate minimum safe distance
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I'm not coming to your pub more than onceUnless it's in one of those very small areas of Bradford where I won't get the shit kicked out of me for having piercings
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I live in the nice partPlus, I have 21 piercings, my sister has at least 10, and we work there unscathed.
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Yes, but you're hot, aren't youI've been to Bradford plenty of times and have never felt comfortable walking down the street
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Just mention loudly about t owld days watching Bratfud Northern at OdsalEllery Hanley eh what a player 'e wa.
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Like I said, I live in a nice areaNot particularly stabby or anything. Though there was that terrible trouble with the bloke from two streets up who enjoyed staving hookers heads in with a ball-pein hammer.
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As long as I leave my hooker gear at home I should be fine thenI'll text you when I get there so you can have a pint poured before I get through the door, like
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What, in Bradford?I'm stunned. Do you think you could mix me half a pint of beer topped up with another half?
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What have you got?Budweiser ideally but I appreciate that's a rarity
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I have surprisingly refined tastesYou can take that as a compliment if you like
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Plus, seriously? Budweiser?What (apart from the obvious) is actually wrong with you?
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I like Budweiser from time to timeI prefer Stella though, that is God in bottled form.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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There are much, much better bottled lagersBudvar, Peroni and Desperados, to name three.
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Peroni Gran Riserva is the donAnd Tyskie is nice. I'm a bitter man myself. *mutters, plots revenge*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:28,
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Real ale I can do.Three constantly rotating real ales, all from local breweries. Yum. We're in The Good Beer Guide and everything.
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I look forward to sampling your ales.Stupid boss sneaking up on me
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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Desperados are vilePeroni is magnificent, one of my favourites, but it's so much better on draught. I still love Budvar, but the place I used to drink it in now serves pints of Tiger, which are magnificent, so I drink that instead.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:30,
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I wish it was sunny :(I can't wait to drink cold lager in a hot beer garden again. Winter is shit and makes me fat.
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She takes her belming very seriously, drooling and all.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:28,
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That sounds terrifyingI mean I like chocolate just as much, if not more, than the next person, but I don't want it bukkake-style.
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Whichever way you look at it, brown spunk is wrong.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:58,
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What, the image of me being jizzed onor the image of me being covered in chocolate? Either way it's wrong and I worry about you...
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I really don't see what's wrong with the image of you covered in chocolate(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:16, Reply)
Sorrybut he sounds like a bit of a knob.
I mean, everyone knows depression comes from monkey viruses found in kebab meat, right?
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Man, he's fit, rich, drives a fast car and is terribly successful.I envy him somewhat but he does seem a bit Vulcan at times. I'm happy to be poor and emotive.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:49,
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Next time he's a cunt, flick his pointy ears, that'll teach himMetaphorically? What does that mean?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:53,
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Haha winner.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:49,
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My brothers are big and ugly enoughto buy whatever they want for themselves. They are getting a christmas dinner of unusually high and delicious quality (as compared to my mum's cooking) and so they shall have to be damn well pleased with that.
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I reckon I'll wander round town this afternoon and pick up the most obscure gifts I can find for under a tenner.There's a motorist centre and an electrician supply store within a short distance of each other, I could pick up some seriously odd things from there.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:47,
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Beef wellington this yearI'm not a big fan of turkey and therefore see no point in cooking it for other people.
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I've never had Beef wellingtonI'm not sure what I'm having christmas day yet, as it'll only be 4 of us. Last year it was pheasant, with venison sausages. Boxing day is when we get the family (There's likely going to be 17 this year), so we have the biggest beef we can get our hands on, fucking tasty.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 8:55,
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Beef wellington is lushit's a really nice chunk of fillet steak wrapped in chicken liver and mushroom pate-type stuff, then wrapped in puff pastry. NOM. Damn sight better than turkey, that's for sure.
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While I'm sure it would be lovely, I can't get past the liver, blecchh.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:01,
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it doesn't taste like liver because it is patébird livers are much nicer than mammal ones too.
A beef wellington made by my mate Stacey is the best thing I have ever eaten. It was truly incredible.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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most of the presents I ordered have now arrivedso Christmas won't be slightly spoiled. Managed to get the car out today as well, so all is good.
Today is last full day at work too.
I wish most of the cunts here hadn't come into the office though, they are all coughing like motherfuckers. Particularly the weak ginger ones.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:03,
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Bit of a shoehorn here, I knowBut a girl I work with really wound me up last week. Aldi used to sell Stem Ginger cookies, very strong, fucking lovely. She admitted that she used to buy them, then pick out the ginger, as it was too strong for her. When I asked her why she didn't just buy normal ginger nuts, she admitted she'd never thought of that. FFS.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:06,
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nice seguethat is particularly stupid of her. I'm sure I have a story of equal stupidity somewhere in my brain, on a similar subject, but fucked if I know what it is.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:07,
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You shouldn't let that sort of thing wind you upYou should merely laugh at her PUNY INFERIOR BRAIN
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I'll be able to laugh at some pointBut I'm still facepalming too hard to even consider it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:17,
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Do you reckon it's possible to facepalm hard enough to kill yourself if you accidentally hit your nose?Like the way Nic Cage kills that guy at the start of Con Air
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I think I'm more likely to end up looking like this...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:43,
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There was no pictures of it, so I had to unblock youtube, find a vid, screenshot, crop it, upload it and then post itI'd say 17 minutes wasn't too bad!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:49,
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I hope you punched her in the face.Edit: By the way, take back what you said about me in the other thread!
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Haha, fine, it was a misquoteI believe your exact words were "I must have some booze. I demand to have some booze"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:19,
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Ok Withnail, fineShe started her day with a healthy drink of orange, topped up with vodka. There was no begging, no crying, nor announcing of wishes to get hammered. (Is it just me, or does that make her sound like a Peter Sutcliffe victim?)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:24,
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I didn't start my day that wayWe'd been awake for at least an hour and a half before I got the double vodka and orange. Plus, it is a scientific hangover cure.
Edit: I had actually been woken up by AA at 7.30
So I definitely did *not* start my day with a double vodka and orange.
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he isvodka and orange is great
I've mostly been drinking vodka, lime and soda recently.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:31,
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I hate vodkaThe only purpose it serves for me is to be mixed with Red bull to make rocket fuel when I'm flagging on a night out.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:32,
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You're so rubbish sometimesVodka is ace. It doesn't give me hangovers, which is proof.
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and it tastes good(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:44,
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disagree... why would you choose to drink a spirit which tastes like vapourised pain?
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because it clearly doesn'tI think that whisky tastes fucking foul and yet people go on about that.
A nice vodka is a pleasure.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56,
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gives me fucking shocking onesthat's irrelevant though. What I don't understand is the sweeping generalisations, such as with ale and lager drinkers. I like some examples of both, and will drink either depending on the situation and my mood.
Some lager is fucking gash as is some ale (and most cider)
The less said about that fucking alcoholic ginger beer the better.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:03,
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Love that stuffMixed with a double JD and served with lime and ice.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:21,
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Reply for both:
vodka is not meant to have a taste! It's just watered ethanol. How can that be yummy? A screwdriver is yummy because of the orange juice, and more enjoyable cos it's got a drug we all enjoy the effects of in it.
Flavoured vodka, like Bison Grass or whatever, I could agree on as it's actually got a taste beyond ethanol burning your tastebuds. The eastern bloc types drink vodka chilled down just so the ethanol isn't evaporating and ruining your mouth and instead goes down smooth.
Am I making any sense?
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Yes, that makes senseBut I do keep my vodka in the freezer and also drink flavoured vodka, so am I allowed to say I like it now?
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Aww, don't be like that. I was disagreeing not telling you you can't like it!
But yes, for the record you're allowed to say you like it now.
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I don't see what's wrong with liking the taste of it anywayjust because of what it is
it's not like anyone is saying it doesn't taste of anything
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:09,
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But that's my exact point, vodka has no flavour. I don't see the point of drinking normal vodka when you get the same ethanol hit plus other notes from, say, a rum or a gin. Same goes for things like Zubrovka (bison grass) which I do enjoy!
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it does have a flavourare you saying that water doesn't have a flavour? ethanol certainly seems to have a flavour.
It's rare that I'll drink neat vodka, it'd have to be something like 42 Below to make it worthwhile, but I like how the taste of it blends with stuff like lime and soda.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:27,
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Mamont is good and comes in a funky bottle, Snow Queen is excellentThere's a Scottish vodka called Pincer made with milk thistle and elderflower that is fantastic.
I've got a mate who's a real vodka buff and I tend to get him some really obscure ones and sit around drinking them with him.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:33,
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the Irish make a decent one called Borunot a really pricy one, but much nicer than the usual stuff.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:40,
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I shall look out for itcheers!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:45,
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it still has impurities and traces of flavour which make it taste differentotherwise every vodka would taste the same, which it doesn't
I keep mine in the freezer.
And if it transpires that I like the taste of watered down ethanol then so be it
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:06,
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So buy a few gallons of ethanol from a chemical supplier, dump in a potato and save money! :)
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not quite the same;-)
I think it's the quality of the water that affects it quite a bit.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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Pure ethanol doesn't have any water in it, wherever it comes from.Stick in a potato AND some Evian. sorted!
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I had some buffalo grass vodka from Poland onceand have to admit that it was bloody lovely; nice and smooth.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:10,
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I was drinking that on Sundayit is stupidly quaffable.
Ooh and my friend's Polish housemate has been making sloe and honey vodka for over the holidays. I can't wait to have some more of that *drools*
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Whisky is hideous stuff.Vodka I can tolerate, but all in all I'm not a spirits hand at all. Except maybe for Ouzo.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:03,
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I think my hatred of whiskystems, in part, from observing what an unreasonable twat it made my ex father in law as well.
But I have tried it, and several varieties as the missus likes it, and it's just not for me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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I've only had one drink turn me into a wankerTuborg. I now avoid it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:19,
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I dunnoYou've been quite mean to me this morning. What you drinking?
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I'm not being mean, I'm only teasing!You know I'm lovely really
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:26,
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To be fair he didn't really need to tell the internet so at worst you can accuse him of jumping on a bandwagon you built...(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)
I simply inferred you required a drink to stave off a hangoverOk then, fine.
DISCLAIMER: BELLA IS NOT AN ALCOHOLIC.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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yeah, but the internet knows he is a massive toolso most won't believe him
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:42,
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I just want you to know that I was going to be really mean about you thenBut I stopped myself.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:43, Reply)
I'm glad to hear it.For if you were mean, I might just have to cancel/extend my visit, whichever would vex you more.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:46,
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Who came up with 'sleeps' anyway?I fucking hate it. When firebox.com put a sleeps countdown on their website I boycotted them.
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:32, Reply)
I think it was amoeba.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:34,
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Is that a B3ta user?If so, someone tell rob to give me their address so I can walk past their house with a look of stern disappointment on my face. (I was going to say slap them but that's not really my idiom...)
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Yeah.Everyone knows it's 'period of bodily shut down to aid rest and stop people from killing each other via the medium of ratty tiredness'.
Duh!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:46,
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I've been saying sleeps since I were a nipper.Nowt wrong with sleeps.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:46,
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Feel freehe sleeps,she sleeps, knock yourself out.
don't defend the horrifyingly awful attempt to sound festive and cute by marketing departments... it's like defending domestic abuse (if the beaten wife was called 'sleeps')
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:50, Reply)
Roota started it.*runs away*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:00,
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Wasn't Roota expressing the desire for people to stop saying 'sleeps'?Also careful how you go with all this ice, you could break a hip.
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Depends how you interpret it I suppose.On the one hand she could have been saying shut up to people who say 'sleeps'. On the other, she may have been expressing her excitement at the impending festered season and telling people to shut up for berating her of this child like ecstasy she is currently feeling.
I don't know. I'm confused now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:06,
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I really hope it wasn't an American 'SHUT UP' like something out of a Nickelodeon show...
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:09, Reply)
It was 'Shut up!' like Mojojojoor "Children of the niiight...shuttup!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:13,
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[s][/s] on either side, but using the less than/greater than brackets.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:20,
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Oh, you mean like "Shut u^u-uuhp!"No. I mean like MojoJojo, in a disgruntled villain way.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:20,
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And I just googled Mojojojo, and now am unsurprised you use 'sleeps' as a measure of time...
(, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)
He would kick your arseand he will do, as soon as he becomes powerful.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:26,
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I'm a little bit ashamed that the theme tune is now running through my mind. I didn't know I knew most of the words...
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I had the board game but it's now in an ex's mother's house.I didn't care abut anybody but Mojo.
And Buttercup. A bit.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32,
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I'm going to batter you all upI use 'sleeps'.
When my dad was away with the TA I used to count how many sleeps until he came home with Quality Street and a crystal.
I count the sleeps until I see my bf.
i'm hungover to buggery.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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A crystal?Was he noshing off Richard O'Brian?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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I used to collect Swarovski thingsbut yes, instead of buying them, my dad would win them by arranging bamboo poles in a giant Kerplunk formation.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:22,
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