Yes, but you're hot, aren't you
I've been to Bradford plenty of times and have never felt comfortable walking down the street
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Just mention loudly about t owld days watching Bratfud Northern at Odsal
Ellery Hanley eh what a player 'e wa.
(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Like I said, I live in a nice area
Not particularly stabby or anything. Though there was that terrible trouble with the bloke from two streets up who enjoyed staving hookers heads in with a ball-pein hammer.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:52, Reply)

As long as I leave my hooker gear at home I should be fine then
I'll text you when I get there so you can have a pint poured before I get through the door, like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:56, Reply)

What you drinking?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Tia maria and coke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I was gonna say
We are a no cocktails pub.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:02, Reply)

What, in Bradford?
I'm stunned. Do you think you could mix me half a pint of beer topped up with another half?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:05, Reply)

What kind of beer?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:06, Reply)

What have you got?
Budweiser ideally but I appreciate that's a rarity
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:08, Reply)

That's not beer, you puff.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

POTD

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I have surprisingly refined tastes
You can take that as a compliment if you like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Plus, seriously? Budweiser?
What (apart from the obvious) is actually wrong with you?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:15, Reply)

How long have you got?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I don't have to go to work until 5.30
*settles in for the day*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

I like Budweiser from time to time
I prefer Stella though, that is God in bottled form.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:25, Reply)

There are much, much better bottled lagers
Budvar, Peroni and Desperados, to name three.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Peroni Gran Riserva is the don
And Tyskie is nice. I'm a bitter man myself. *mutters, plots revenge*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Real ale I can do.
Three constantly rotating real ales, all from local breweries. Yum. We're in The Good Beer Guide and everything.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I look forward to sampling your ales.
Stupid boss sneaking up on me
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

I'll find out what we're likely to have on next week

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Desperados are vile
Peroni is magnificent, one of my favourites, but it's so much better on draught. I still love Budvar, but the place I used to drink it in now serves pints of Tiger, which are magnificent, so I drink that instead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Desperados on a sunny day
Is the fucking shiz.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Ugh
I'd rather a Corona
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I wish it was sunny :(
I can't wait to drink cold lager in a hot beer garden again. Winter is shit and makes me fat.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 10:41, Reply)