5 grand by Friday?
That is quite a significant amount of money to find by Christmas eve.

Have they got a plan?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:06, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Skin up a fat one and hope the problem goes away?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

Yeah they bet everything they have on this dog down Walthamstow
but it loses, and as they're leaving, shitting themselves and tearing up the ticket, a benevolent millionaire (who used to be a bit of a tearaway himself) goes past, catches wind of their plight, and gives them the moneys, with some to spare for drugs and dancing girls.

It was a boss film.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:08, Reply)

They could borrow the money from Barry Grant.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

Preferably BEFORE Tommy McArdle gets them.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

To be fair now in the perfect time of year for this to happen. All soaps need a big Christmas storyline.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:13, Reply)

In Eastenders, someone swaps a dead baby for a live one.
Hilarity ensues.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

That sounds like a slightly more extreme rip-off of the Channel 4 documentary
Wife Swap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Lovably dumb criminal in "find the cash by Christmas eve or else" caper?
Are you sure you haven't hallucinated yourself into a shit Christmas movie, Monty?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Stranger things have happened
Last night, he and I agreed on music.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That was rather my point.
It's actually real. I've met one of the wrong'uns myself. Entertaining but fucking scary.

*shakes head wearily*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

I'm sure it'll involve hilarious capers that wind up with them bumbling into the money
Then having it stolen by some teenagers in a stolen Audi. They're then caught as they despair and taken to a disused warehouse, where the plead for their kneecaps. Just then a dog runs in and in the resulting comical scuffle the Big Boss Man shoots himself in the nadgers, falls off one of those warehouse walkways and crashes into a skip full of miscast rubber cocks and dies.

They then follow the dog and find that a crashed Audi containing the dead teenage scrotes along with their stolen money (which isn't really theirs as they stole it anyway) and they all live happily ever after.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:11, Reply)

My friend's plan is very simple:
wash his hands of his imbecile friend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Chance of that working?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Fairly high.
One of the gangsters likes him a lot. He is also the one with the skills so if they want to do another job they need him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Ah, so he's at least helpful to have round?
Thank fuck for him, eh?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Quite so,
All because he couldn't be fucked to get a job like a normal person...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 12:17, Reply)