Bowling is fucking bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes, but so is DF
and I think he's wonderful.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I like you
*winks*
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Bowling is fucking ace.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)

American skittles
Without the joy of being in a proper pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Bowling alley near me serves beer to your aisle at the press of a button, as well as doing good weeknight offers
It's ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)

and chips
I love bowling, Even though my broke wrists (held with pins) can no longer play with a ball weighing over 12lbs.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Not good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)

No
I was on a snowmobile in Lapland about 10 days ago - the first 5 mins were ace then it was a real struggle.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Are your wrists fucked permanantly then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Yup.
I shattered them (as in broke every bone) coming off a bike. I went over and the handlebars got forced back into my wrists and just snapped them. I have 4 inch scars, vertically, on both wrists from the surgery. I look like a failed suicide.

Both arms are a lot weaker than they should be, the cramp really easily (even typing!), they fatigue quickly and get stiff in the cold.

Yes, before anyone says it, I am technically limp wristed (hohoho).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)

You are Crow
AICMFP

Nah, in all seriousness, that sounds fucking horrific.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Sore.
But the scars excite 15 year old goth girls (shame i have no interest in goths, and I'm 31).
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Our local bowling alley is really cheap
and sells Slush Puppies with booze in them. There's nothing about that that I can't get on board with.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)

that's fucking ace
do they do cosmic bowling?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Sounds like the Swan
The pub where you gagged during that Blow Job.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)

IT WAS FUCKING BANANA FLAVOURED
What kind of insane monster would want something banana flavoured?

The bowling alley people are all really cool as well, they let us play late and put good music on.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I'm quite gutted that no-one else responded to this before you did, haha
I thought it was tasty!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)

I didn't want people falling for your sordid wordplay.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Seriously
That was fucking foul.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)

...are we still talking about the drink?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Of course
I have no idea to what else you may be referring.

Banana is vile.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)

Something about the above sentence flows beautifully
No idea why but am clicking "I like this" anyway

As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)