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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm having a lovely day
It's my last day in the office. I just got overpaid by 700 (tax rebate), have won another 500 in a lottery and cashed a bonus cheque for another 3000. I feel rich, I'm sitting at my desk with a can of cider, and I've scored space today.

I'm going bowling in an hour or so, then a free bar and posh nosh until the early hours. And I got laid the last two nights (my wife is happy too!)

Even my broken car isn't bothering me.

Who else feels great, and isn't it lovely!? Let's share our happiness!

Alt-Q - Why are you a miserable cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:10, 266 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'll be honest.
I'm JMG.
I jog away with success on a daily basis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:11, Reply)
Well, clearly.
I would never presume otherwise...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)

jog wobble asthmatically success pies
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
NSFW?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Is that what you got for Christmas last year?
It's very fetching.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
Isn't the text a remark somebody other than JMG would say?
Too defensive, too quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)
THINK, internet!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Forum banter, innit?
When's the Birmingham match been rescheduled to?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
It hasn't, yet..
I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Just wondered.
I can't even remember who's up next.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Man CIty.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Bollocks.
And at home, so possibly double bollocks given our home form.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Darth's favourite nightclub?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)
ba-dum-tish

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)
There is nothing about this that doesn't make me hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I can live with that.
I'm in such a good mood my busted turbo and two hours each way travelling time doesn't make me angry. I haven't shouted at anyone today. I've taken jokes in good humour, and I haven't even got pissed off that my team aren't fully concentrating.

So your hatred merely bounces off me.

If it helps, I vote Tory.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)
Fair play, I assume you deserve most of these things, but it doesn't make it any easier
I realised the other day that I really am ludicrously shit with money, it's horribly depressing.

That's why I could do with a lottery win.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)
I'm shit with cash.
Last night I went to buy my son a dot to dot book and my wife some earrings. She checked the bank and I'd run through £470. I can only account for about £280 of it.

Seriously, I'm hopeless.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)
I went for an optometrists appointment the other week
and spent £400. This is still puzzling me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:25, Reply)
The optician probably took advantage of your poor eyesight and nicked your wallet

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:34, Reply)
Nah, I decided to do some shopping since I was in town
Then went out and got pissed. It was a good day.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:40, Reply)
A cheque cleared last week
I bought presents with it from play.com, but it refused my card after 3 days (old card, not due to lack of funds).

I didn't want to take the chance of reordering, in case they don't come in time. As a result, christmas is costing me extra money that I simply don't have.

The rest of the money went in the pub, not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Bowling is fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Yes, but so is DF
and I think he's wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:14, Reply)
I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)
I like you
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Bowling is fucking ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:15, Reply)
American skittles
Without the joy of being in a proper pub.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Bowling alley near me serves beer to your aisle at the press of a button, as well as doing good weeknight offers
It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)
and chips
I love bowling, Even though my broke wrists (held with pins) can no longer play with a ball weighing over 12lbs.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Not good

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
No
I was on a snowmobile in Lapland about 10 days ago - the first 5 mins were ace then it was a real struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Are your wrists fucked permanantly then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
Yup.
I shattered them (as in broke every bone) coming off a bike. I went over and the handlebars got forced back into my wrists and just snapped them. I have 4 inch scars, vertically, on both wrists from the surgery. I look like a failed suicide.

Both arms are a lot weaker than they should be, the cramp really easily (even typing!), they fatigue quickly and get stiff in the cold.

Yes, before anyone says it, I am technically limp wristed (hohoho).
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
You are Crow
AICMFP

Nah, in all seriousness, that sounds fucking horrific.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Sore.
But the scars excite 15 year old goth girls (shame i have no interest in goths, and I'm 31).
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Our local bowling alley is really cheap
and sells Slush Puppies with booze in them. There's nothing about that that I can't get on board with.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)
that's fucking ace
do they do cosmic bowling?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Sounds like the Swan
The pub where you gagged during that Blow Job.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
IT WAS FUCKING BANANA FLAVOURED
What kind of insane monster would want something banana flavoured?

The bowling alley people are all really cool as well, they let us play late and put good music on.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
I'm quite gutted that no-one else responded to this before you did, haha
I thought it was tasty!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I didn't want people falling for your sordid wordplay.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Seriously
That was fucking foul.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)
...are we still talking about the drink?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Of course
I have no idea to what else you may be referring.

Banana is vile.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Something about the above sentence flows beautifully
No idea why but am clicking "I like this" anyway

As you were
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:45, Reply)
The ex has found a new fella, and seems really happy, which is awesome!
I also only have two more days of work left, though these can't pass quick enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:18, Reply)
This is good news.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Exactly! I was worried for a little while that she wasn't over me, which was awkward

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Yeah, I can imagine
if only the rest of us were as forgettable!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
Hey, I'm not forgettable!
She just found an upgrade...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
Like you, but with only the one chin?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:36, Reply)
That would definitely be an upgrade, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I know that feeling
Unfortunately it turned out I wasn't the one over her. Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I've moved on for sure
She's a lovely girl, we just weren't right as a couple.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I'm only happy because chrimaz is so close and I know I have fucking awesome gifts waiting for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
I have no idea what I'm getting
Could be cool, could be shit! I'm more looking forward to the epic feast my Dad will make.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)
yeah, I usually don't ask for much from the extended family but I got tired of getting 80 pack of lotions in holiday "flavors"
I am also looking forward to epic feast with my moms awesome cooking, she will be doing summer foods like mac and cheese, pasta salad, potato salad, devilled eggs omfg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:26, Reply)
What are devilled eggs?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
hard boiled eggs split in half and filled with mashed yolks mixed with mayo, mustard and vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Hmmmm, sounds interesting.
Have you ever tried eggs in a cup?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:44, Reply)
I still don't know what that eggy cup shit is all about.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:53, Reply)
I think my wife has got me a bigtrak and some playmobil
to share with my 4 year old son.

I always wanted a bigtrak, but I'm a little hurt she brackets my level of entertainment as being that of a particularly boisterous 4 year old.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
You're more hurt that it's accurate though, aren't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
you may have a good point.
I enjoy "helping" him put the stickers on right, and there is a lot of joy in playing with the enormous playmobil jet and ground crew sets i bought him.

I got him a playmobil ambulance for christmas to cope with the victims of the frequent plane crashes (the plane is a little too heavy for him to carry comfortably!)
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
My friend bought Lego for his son
Everytime the son gets the box out, the Dad is sat with him, playing along.

His wife still can't work out whether she thinks this is hilarious, or tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
both

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)
thissssss
i fucking love christmas
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:20, Reply)
It's bloody snowing again.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Not here in Naaaaarch it isn't!

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)
I can confirm this
Move here, DG. We have electricity now.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Although we still pay for goods and services
with vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:33, Reply)
How much is a Hawking worth?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
A cabbage?
Normally swapped for two turnips and an egg.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I don't mind the snow normally
But this is stopping me from going anywhere when I have things to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Oh good, it's stopped again.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Fuck, no it hasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Sheeting down in Newcastle now

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
The icicles hanging from our gutter are quite impressive, I have to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)
I was too lazy and meant to take a photo of next door's Frankencicle!
It was about 6 ft long and about 6" thick (awaits comedy response)
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:31, Reply)
well done
i think the galaxy truffle in boxes of celebrations should be replaced with a mini ripple
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:19, Reply)
how about instead of snickers?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Congratulations my friend, very pleased for you
Although you missed out "and Forest finally gave someone a decent shoeing at the weekend".

What's next for you job-wise?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:23, Reply)
Shit, I forgot! And Forest won 3 nil!!!
I have a bit of time off until Jan 5th, then I'm going to see if I get paid the dough I'm owed for being Top Salesman (they'll owe me 12k as things stand). If it's paid (which it will be, of course, but I always feel fear of being knocked until it's in my hand). Then my own operation, within theirs, should be up and rnning mid-2011.

If it doesn't materialise then I'm looking at setting up on my own, entirely.

How about you? Ready for Christmas? I may be at large in town later tonight, if you want a beer - if not, I may be able to come in tomorrow afternoon - so maybe hook up then. I have a new number to give you as well - i'll text it to you.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Christ you're awkward
I've only texted your old one about once. Sadly have Ballroom practice tonight (and tomorrow) as we have the biggest competition of the year first weekend in January. Just about finished my Christmas shopping, although haven't got anything worthy of the missus yet given that I've got BBC money left to spend. Don't dare spunk any serious cash without her input, she's surprisingly picky for someone who's sleeping with me.

Sounds pretty fucking exciting mate, good for you! Will you be going back to the homestead at all this Christmas? We're going to my folks' in Arnold Xmas Eve then back to Norfolk Boxing Day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Nah, I'm at home with the missus all month
got her some lovely sapphires for xmas.

I'll be about again after the hols. My missus likes watching ballroom - you'll have to get us tickets!
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)
You must be fucking joking
You'll have me drunk before the second round
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)
Quite possibly...

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I'm feeling very warm and domestic
I have a load of washing on, have washed up my pots and pans from preparing lebkutchen for my sister's homecoming (recipe provided by the lovely berk) and I'm enjoying a cup of tea with my cat as the dough rests.

On the other hand, I'm generally a maudlin sod, so it's a thin veneer of happiness. But comforting.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:27, Reply)
Your cat drinks tea?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:28, Reply)
my moms cat does
not hot tea, but the delicious sweet tea we Americans enjoy daily.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:29, Reply)
I've always wondered about that
is it the same as iced tea? Doesn't really taste of tea, but of sweetness and lemons/peach/mango/raspberry?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I like that Lipton Peach Tea

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:32, Reply)
It's all about lemon.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
^this
none of the fucking supermarkets near me sell anything other than the peach stuff

those cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)
PUKE

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
basically, yes
you boil the tea, add sugar or sugar substitute, then cold water and ice

fuck off with the flavored nastyness, just plain tea
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Might try making that.
Would be nice in summer. Or heat. It's hot tea all the way at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I'm not a big hot tea drinker. But if I do have it it's Twinings Irish Breakfast tea.
There's fuck loads of different recipes for southern sweet tea but they're all wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Good call on the hot tea there

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)
At the moment he's licking his own tail
I'm sure Al equates Earl Grey to that level.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:30, Reply)
I'd rather lick a cats tail than drink Earl Grey

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I'd rather drink Earl Grey than lick you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:43, Reply)
That's a lie and you know it
you're currently imagining being able to run the tip of your tongue over me and it's making your knickers fizz like a lump of sodium that's fallen in the bath.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:46, Reply)
It's like someone stuck a tube of mentos into my uterus and pumped me full of Diet Coke.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:47, Reply)
I like this

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
This is both vile, and magnificent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
*boink*

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Did you just hit her on the head with something inflatable?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Oh, this is a thing of beauty.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Post of the month!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Crow says, in regards to himself - "Where to begin, I think it's just in my nature."
in response to the alt q, and I myself am only a miserable cunt because I am currently not well and it's upsetting. But We are on Holiday and are determined to be positive. WOO YAY POSITIVITY.

erm.. we're going to fuck off to the music museum now. t'ra! (Toodle pip, as crow says...)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Are you with Crow at the moment then?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:37, Reply)
Yes.
In Belgium. He is a lifesaver - I have no French at all save my phrasebook, and he's been magnificant in translating for me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:39, Reply)
SPEAKING. SLOWLY. AND. LOUDLY?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Always works.
Especially WITH THE FRENCH
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:41, Reply)
And pointing.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Actually, shouting at Arabs and Indians works well
Bellowing at Tanzanians is productive.

Most other nations I sell to get upset or offended.

The French though, I rarely call those arrogant sweaty garlic munching surrending cunts. Thy do not respond to manners or yelling. They are shitbags.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I'm miserable today
Because a good friend of mine asked me out last night and I had to try let him down gently, now he's being all weird with me. Idiot.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:42, Reply)
A sympathetic blow-job would have helped ease his pain.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:48, Reply)
No, giving me a sympathetic blow job would ease his pain.
He would enjoy the amusing way I described it to him.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:50, Reply)
I lied and told him we were too good as friends to ever go out
That's not true, it's just that I struggle to think of a person I am less attracted to than him. There is no way on earth I would put my mouth on his junk.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
bad friend

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I know I am
But.... just nooooo...

He looks like JMG thinks everyone on QOTW does, but I know him IRL.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:58, Reply)
Far, sweaty palmed virgin?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Yup
Really hairy too. I do love him so much, I love talking to him about stuff and plotting world domination with him, but... just... no. Not ever.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:01, Reply)
There's an obvious solution to this problem, and a method of preventing similar problems occuring in future
Be less hot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)
I've known him since I was 13
I was not an attractive 13 year old.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)
8 years is a long time to have known someone and then suddenly ask them out
So attractiveness apart, he ought to be able to see your point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah, but I only got hot at 15
Then I was with the ex until I turned 21. I thought he'd been flirting with me on FB chat, but I was hoping I was wrong. Yesterday was the first time we'd seen each other properly in 6 months.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Oh shit
That means he's likely been lusting after you from afar for 6 years and finally plucked up the nerve to ask you. No wonder he feels weird

I suggest you make him feel wanted in an incredibly platonic way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Fuck that, he'd prefer a sympathetic blow-job.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)
fuck that leave the guy alone for a while at least.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
He started talking to me first

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:21, Reply)
help him find someone but don't tell him you're finding him someone, good lord
nothing worse than saying "hey, why don't you go out with such and such, they're a nice catch"
nice slap in the face right there
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Too hard.
Just gonna let him retreat into WOW until he can be normal again.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Remind us how it is you're not attracted to this man?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)
If I wanted a boyfriend, I'd want one like him
But attractive. And with a job. That didn't like prog music.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Christ you women are picky

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Tell him that,
it might make him look after himself better and get a job.
That or kill himself, either/or
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:22, Reply)
"I don't want you to change for me."

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I don't want him to
I don't want a boyfriend, and if someone changed themselves to try get me, it would probably just freak me out.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I would do anything for love. But I won't do that.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)
If someone has to change to be with someone else, what's the point?
I wouldn't fucking change to suit anyone, I wouldn't expect anyone to change to suit me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:32, Reply)
That's the point I'm getting at

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I know
I'm agreeing with you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)
On the other hand, if what you do is "never bathe or exercise"
Then change might be a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Point

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Cataclysm is out,
I'm suprised he noticed you.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I like how you trialled this method extensively throughout your life to make sure it worked
before recommending it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Yeah man
I'm a trailblazer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Why not ask him over for a game of Risk?
You'll be able to have a 'plotting world domination' conversation in a fun way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Because I don't want him in my house until he agrees to stop touching me.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Aw come on. *sings falsetto*
"It's Xmaaas tiiiiime....suuuck on his beee-eelll eeeeendddddd."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:54, Reply)
What about this hunk of a man?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
That's a studly hunk of manflesh right there

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)
How can she be sympathetic?
It's rude to talk with your mouth full.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Haven't you heard, it's the throat that counts.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Well done Sir.
*firm handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:56, Reply)
That wasn't my hand - but thank you very much.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I have been busy tidying the house for the past couple of weeks
and have been going through post unopened from when I was "not dealing with stuff". Most of it's just printed bills for things paid by direct debit anyway, but a bunch were dividend cheques for some shares. Only about £10-15 per cheque, but there's about a dozen of them, all told. I shall be popping them in my account in the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 13:49, Reply)
badly edited news story of the day
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-12060100
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:02, Reply)
That is poor
Just read this, and am quite dismayed that they thought this would be news. The guy wasn't a celebrity, so a failed bondage act leading to death isn't exactly news worthy, just saddening that the media has chosen to shame him a bit in death.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
I am a miserable cunt because..........................
I was born this way. I couldn't even manage chirpy when I was on drugs. I was emo waaaaaaay before it was invented and once I cried because I saw a poor family in the street and felt sorry for them. I only truly feel comfortable when I'm wearing black and I quite enjoy my own company. Oh and my mum said that when I was a toddler, I would only use the black crayons to draw.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:04, Reply)
I enjoy your company too

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:07, Reply)
Thanks hon : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:08, Reply)
*there there*
*Waves!*

Aftenoon Blousie.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
*waves*
Afternoon Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:10, Reply)
You okay?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:11, Reply)
Yup! still rocking the snot theme but looking forward to time off work.
Last day tomorrow : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
You sound like Mother Theresa.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:09, Reply)
To be honest I was in full throws of depression when I cried at the poor family.
But it's all true.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:12, Reply)
Did they really smell that ghastly?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:14, Reply)
They were across the street from me.
I was only 19 at the time but remember it quite clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:17, Reply)
You should have locked yourself in your room,
....played Joy Division at full volume, and gone on hunger strike. (Apart from crisps and biscuits.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I spent all my time in my nana's upstairs room listening to Bowie's Low album on her old fashioned stereo system.
Staring out the window and plotting my demise.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Think how different it could have been...
...if you had bought Boney M instead?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I liked Boney M : )
*sings*

Brown girl in the ring, tralalalala!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)

y M :) *sings* brown girl
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Hahaha!
Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Sad snaps
I feel sad when I walk past homeless people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)
I was emo a long time ago too
Well, I had the hair anyway...


(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:20, Reply)
No eyeliner.
EMOFAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:23, Reply)
That really is a beautiful jumper.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)
My parents were rather cruel to me
Although I was quite cute for a while... (just not here)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Oh, we had some right ones
My Aunty Alis used to send us a knitted jumper every year. I'm well pissed off that she died earlier this year before I managed to knit her a hideous jumper and forced her to pretend she liked it. She once sent my little sister a knitted neon orange pinafore.

She was pretty cool though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:38, Reply)
aw

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Was that your first day in special school?
sorry, but you do look a bit spesh there
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Well out of shot he's wonky grasping two crutches and has leg calipers on, so yes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Run Forrest!
"Ah luv yew retarded black guy"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)
No badly-photoshopped imaginary brother?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Shut it, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Christ, can no-one do small pictures today?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I don't know how to adjust the size
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)

after the sadasd.jpg" put height="300" width="250" before the end of the brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Nice one.
Having said that the bigger one was funnier.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Just think about Margaret Thatcher taking a shit or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)
POTD
mind-bleach required though
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I just realised there's a picture of me on Facebook
When I'm about 3, looking pretty scene.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Hahahahahhahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, Reply)
you sir, are a marvel

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Haha, that just makes me think of this

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Aww, that's brilliant
But I just remembered we still haven't put up the posters for our missing cat. Whoops.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)
That's freaky!
Did you make that?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)
naa
can't remember where I got it

probably Kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Be careful
You can get a lot of things from her.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)
don't I know it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)
It was young master Crow I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)



CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:53, Reply)
*applauds*

(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)
*takes a bow*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)
*archery shop theft joke*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Alt: I'm rather annoyed at being called a QOTW liar.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Who called you that?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Some Talky types.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Ahhhh,
cunts, the lot of them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Where was this then?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:40, Reply)
Ah, the drugs thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Bottom of my ludicrous MD thread.
It's fucking true, every word. I bought some of the fans for the job on my bloody credit card, and I've had to listen to them crapping on about how much money they're about to make for fucking months.

I certainly don't think it's cool, and I only posted it because it's such a preposterous story I thought you lot would be amused.

*breathes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
No you're not.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)
You sensitive old bender you

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Just ignore it.
It's /talks little meme.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I agree
Ignore them.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:46, Reply)
HAHA!
You massive liar!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Get over it, Ice Cube

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I find myself wondering whether they actually think everything written on here and qotw is made up
or whether they are just pretending.

also, sometimes interesting or amusing, or dare I say it, sexy things happen to real people. Sometimes even people that other people know.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Waaaaah, we're under attack from internet types who don't like our stories!
*karate chops Vipros*
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)
why would you do that to me?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:47, Reply)
She's scouse
They're naturally violent.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)
scum of the earth really

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:52, Reply)
What's annoying me
is that I fucking hate those bullshitting yarns, myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)
There is yet another funny thread on talk
where a couple of them are venting their internet spleens about how much they hate QOTW.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Shut up Nancy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:50, Reply)
If I had a packet of Frazzles right now ...

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Just ventured over to have a look as I figured that they'd have found something to /talk about from today.
it really is a shit place isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I just looked at it
What exactly is the point? Misanthropic twats.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:58, Reply)
The irony is that they call us all autisms
And yet they are the ones with the limited vocabulary and love of repetition...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is very true

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)
I had delicious pate for lunch
but otherwise nothing

Alt Q: Metaphorical sand
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I read paté as 'Pete'.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:54, Reply)
It's 'Pete' in a Norn Oirish accent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:55, Reply)
It's delicious is what it is

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Today, I'm not so much
although I am quite angered at having paid 40% tax on my extremely meagre bonus and having a spot on my face so big that the space shuttle could land on it. Seriously. That Eyjafaffa-whatsit in Iceland has nothing on this spot.
Sad times.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Oh man, it must suck earning so much that you fall within the higher rate tax bracket
I personally get really angry that my wife has to pay higher rate taxes whereas I get away with only paying my normal 20%. I say get away with, most people think of it as just not getting paid as much as her, but I don't.

SPOTTY FACE SPOTTY FACE BERK HAS A SPOTTY FACE!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I earn less than £20k a year
which is why I'm pretty pissed off about paying the higher rate tax on my bonus, which was pretty paltry to start with and now is less than £100. (although I am quite grateful for getting one at all, just annoyed that I've been taxed so much on it)
So shut up.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Why on earth are you paying 40% then?
Surely you can claim that back?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:10, Reply)
Probably an administrative error.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:11, Reply)
When I get my payslip through
I shall check it.
(berk, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)
^this
Unless you scientific types are being picked on for being clever sods.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Scratch that, I'm fucking miserable
because I've got £230 left in my account and I only got paid a week ago. Fucking Christmas. Fucking heating going on the blink. Thank God we're stocked up on food, although the Christmas booze is still to be sorted.

After New Year, I'm hibernating for two weeks until the next pay day.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Ha! I'm six grand overdrawn.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Yes, but you're a silly fibbing autist
Whereas I have a morbid fear of going overdrawn by 37p. It's what happens when you marry an accountant.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:05, Reply)
Tourettes is an accountant?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)
it didn't seem right!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:12, Reply)
You got accountant mixed up with autistic is all.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:13, Reply)
easy mistake to make

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:16, Reply)
No, my ex wife was.
Of course, the reason I never used to go overdrawn was because she earned a shitload of money, which does help :/
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 15:09, Reply)

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