if I said I had
you wouldn't believe me anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:21, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't lie.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I can't stop lying now I've started. It's very addictive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

It's a shame you can't flush your untruths down the toilet.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

And yet so comforting.
You too can be a massively popular, permanently drug-addled, car of justice driving hero with a sex life a rabbit on viagra would balk at. All you need is an internet, a keyboard, and the power of LIES!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

...that's the power of lies
-guitars-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I'm shocked you saw it through the haze of Massive Drugs.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I knew you were going to say that,
because I consulted a psychic last Friday.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

HAVE THEY BEEN LYING AGAIN?
:(!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Will you stop shouting?
We're not deaf. I know that there's a modicum of projection needed in order to make yourself heard above all the asthmatic wheezing going on, but your constant bellowing is frightening some of the natives.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)