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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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WAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE
For Twinkle Toes...
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djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:19, 87 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't suppose anyone got a screencap?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:20, Reply)

Not me, sorry

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

if I said I had
you wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Don't lie.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I can't stop lying now I've started. It's very addictive.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

It's a shame you can't flush your untruths down the toilet.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:26, Reply)

And yet so comforting.
You too can be a massively popular, permanently drug-addled, car of justice driving hero with a sex life a rabbit on viagra would balk at. All you need is an internet, a keyboard, and the power of LIES!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:28, Reply)

...that's the power of lies
-guitars-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I'm shocked you saw it through the haze of Massive Drugs.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I knew you were going to say that,
because I consulted a psychic last Friday.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

HAVE THEY BEEN LYING AGAIN?
:(!
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Will you stop shouting?
We're not deaf. I know that there's a modicum of projection needed in order to make yourself heard above all the asthmatic wheezing going on, but your constant bellowing is frightening some of the natives.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

sadly no
But it'll live on 'in our harts'

edit: if one is wanted actually, I can get hold of it. Second window open
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:22, Reply)

And our disbaled toilets.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I SHOULD BE BANNED, WHATEVER IT WAS.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:23, Reply)

A picture of a woman in her underwear.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I can get one, hang on.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

YOU MONSTER!

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Here you go
www.b3tards.com/u/bab8bb764790008d6837/twinkletoes.jpg
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Oh, well played.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

No screengrab of all the people telling him how awesome and off-the-wall he is?

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:27, Reply)

I can get some of it, but I'd have to do multiple screen grabs, and frankly I can't be arsed.
Here's the best bit of reply action:
www.b3tards.com/u/bab8bb764790008d6837/twinkle_replies.jpg
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:30, Reply)

You do realise that you'll be marked down as some kind of Fifth Columnist by some of QOTW's more serious posters?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Top Spanky-Hanky defender Lizard King has already been upset by him.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:33, Reply)

I've upset a lot of "regular" QOTWers
which is odd, because I was a regular QOTWer for quite a long time, and all of my stories were lies, but at least they varied in style and length.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Much like your penis

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I thought you were the steam-cock?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I HAVE one, but I am not one

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:39, Reply)

*some joke about your coalon*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:49, Reply)

this is why you have my vote for best person like ever, or something

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

he's more of a filth columnist

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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:46, Reply)

DAMN RIGHT I'm the best bit of reply action.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

YOU FUCKING ARSEHOLE!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

BUM CANCER!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

I'm having your wife when you're dead

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

And I'm having her after alison is out of breath

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djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

I think you'll have a fight with beckyletters on your hands...

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Also, I will haunt the *shit* out of you.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

She's agreed to help me double team her
t r
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djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

did he bite on my comments about his parenting skills?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

He only made one reply and an edit for spelling
Before he pulled it.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:48, Reply)

People should lurk more
Or be less shit one or the other.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Can you fill me in?

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:38, Reply)

*clicks fingers and winks*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Any time...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Alright Craig

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Iiii'm walkin awaaaaaay

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Set an open course
for the viiiirgin seas
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Some person
started boasting about what he used the 'disbaled toilets for.' The post contained mentions of sex, drugs, shit, iphone, multiple misspellings and opportunities for derision. Then sudden deletion
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Awww

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Look, now is not the time for you and your fiance to indulge in a bit of cyberspace sexetiem.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:42, Reply)

But GUV!

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:56, Reply)

No buts.
You'll have to wait a bit. Maybe after the watershed when all the young ones have gone to bed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I fucking hate Rik (sic) Mayall

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Yes, we know this Monty.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Sunday
Giggity
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djtrialprice, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You knows it

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Did he pull a Bobby and delete it, then?
Shame, it had all the makings of a classic.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:41, Reply)

pull a Bobby?
I like this.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:47, Reply)

only action for a bit?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:50, Reply)

He's attracted to policemen

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Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:52, Reply)

I Fought The Law by the Bobby Puller Four

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

The original* version of I Fought The Law (to be found in the Pebbles compilations)
is fucking brilliant. OR AM I LYING?

*released in a tiny quantity on his own label, before he re-recorded it for a proper label
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

~~fought~~ fisted
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Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

hahahah

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Can we keep this thread going
and ignore the frankly disturbing homoerotic lovein that JMG has going for some fat bloke called baldmonkey please?

I like eggs.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Let's huddle together, internet gang!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Do you like eggs?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

How do you like them?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Most ways, to be honest.
A well done fried egg is a thing of beauty, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I had a fried egg butty for breakfast today
It was fucking brilliant. There's a lot to be said for scrambled eggs though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Coathangered

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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Ha, brilliant!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Silly Lab.
You don't coathanger it until it's a foetus.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

yeah, you just need to flush it away
with vodka
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

That's plan b

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

I wish someone would flush
'urban music act Plan B' away.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

That would be a very late stage abortion.
It would get the Christians all pissy. Oh no wait, they're fine with killing actual people aren't they?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

not generally no

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I may have been generalising.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

We need a Plan C
unleash the crossbow killer
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:17, Reply)

You'd have to figure out a way to make Plan B dress as a hooker
and hang around in Bradford.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Prevention is better than cure
Plus you can get bundles of metal coathangers dead cheap these days, so you can use a new one each time. Got to be safe, you know.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

eggcellent work
I shell do my best
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I'm sure you can do better than that
if you rise to the chalazaenge ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Ouch.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

i don't get it
or the pun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

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