Actually I do, rather.
Something to do with him being an utter cunt, I think. His last surface made it abundantly clear that he's sat at a computer cataloguing my every post, which is a little unnerving to say the least.

If you're readig this, hi, you jug-eared failed James Bond nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I thought that was Bert
I get confused. We need some kind of Dramtis Personae for reference to the drama here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

We ARE talking about Bert, are we not?
I am confused now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

baldmonkey and Bert
aren't the same people, are they? The plot thickens...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

The thread is about Baldmonkey
This subthread is about Bert.

GOT IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

ah, now I get it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)