I HEREBY BEGIN THE CAMPAIGN TO BRING BALDMONKEY BACK TO QOTW!
Come on Everybody!
This place is headed to hell at high speed. It's the arse end of b3ta, and we should GRAB at this opportunity to bring back the glories.
Long before attempts to shut down QOTW were blocked by Badger and myself, Baldmonkey ran free on QOTW with posts and wacki the likes of which you people have yet to fill since he sad, sad banning.

BRING BACK BALDMONKEY!
I refuse to have them shut down QOTW and Off Topic, merging you all as one with /Talk!
ONLY BALDMONKEY CAN SAVE THIS PLACE FROM RUIN!
ALL HAIL BALDMONKEY!




NO FAT CHICKS!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 16:51, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*sympathy reply*

( Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Really, though
he does look hilarious.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

You really shouldn't have posted twice.
Negates the first post.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I didn't want to seem mean.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

(__, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:00, Reply)

POPULAR FRIZ!
The mention of Baldmonkey draws in the big names.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPmb0F00YPE
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

*Punches the air*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

I would like to throw my hat into this ring.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I think JMG's 'ring' is already taken.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Calm down.
There's no need to get yourself upset, there's nothing NSFW or anything remotely near it to go on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

FOR GOD'S SAKE NO-ONE POST A PICTURE OF A GIRL THAT PSYCHOCHOMP DOESN'T FANCY

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:07, Reply)

You'd be hard pressed to find one.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Thought I heard my name being called!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:13, Reply)

How's tricks?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Not bad at all
It's cold up here though. How are you?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Not bad either.
Revving up for a classic all-my-Christmas-shopping-in-two-hours-or-less sprint around London after work.

Also cold, though.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I bet your whippet-like body can't cope with the cold.
I did most of mine online. Feel a bit bad, though, my dad's present is quite small compared to the sister's/mum's (not the same person, am not Bert's offspring)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I am wearing ALL THE JUMPERS I OWN in an effort to stave off hypothermia.
Any hilarious antics I need to hear about?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:24, Reply)

isn't that one jumper?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I'm wearing my truly hideous christmas jumper.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:27, Reply)

I am wearing my knitted jumper WITH FLAMES UP THE SLEEVES.
My nan is hardcore.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
oh my god your nan is amazing
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

it was pretty cool
everything is better with flames on

I'm currently crocheting a panda
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

This is surely a euphemism like 'touching cloth', no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

haha
it is now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:41, Reply)

She must be if she's set fire to your sleeves.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:36, Reply)

I have a chunky 'Nordic fisherman' type jumper.
I was wearing it the other day when my pal came round, and described it as an 'interesting jumper'.

THIS REALLY HAPPENED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

TWO jumpers.
I get very cold on laundry days.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Up north?
Not really. It's a bit boring here. I tried to go out and failed and got sad and went home. CTB is a dick and I keep thinking about him, and I made some biscuits for my much skinnier sister.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:26, Reply)

That's right feed her up
I just gave chocolate buttons to my skinny sister
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:32, Reply)

DAMN YOU SKINNIES
You'll freeze to death in the cold, yes you will.

-jiggles-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Absolutely
where is the justice that I'm still fucking cold?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

CTB?
I was nearly punched by an angry German former Catholic priest on Friday, if that helps.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Chubby Tory Boy I believe

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

What Amberl said, the last boy to be causing me grief
That's a story. Do elaborate!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Last time I talk to strays in the pub.
He seemed quite entertaining at first, but then he followed us clubbing, vanished for ages and reappeared a violent racist. Unfortunately he chose to express his newfound intolerance at the bouncers, one of whom was black and the other Polish. Hilarity ensued.

A racist German, who'd have thunk it?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

STOP IMPLYING LAMPERS IS A PROZZIE PLEASE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Why?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:23, Reply)

OK carry on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous.
There isn't a girl out there that Psychochomp doesn't fancy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Baldmonkey for MOD!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Oh my..
We can only wish!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Why was he banned again?
I think I missed that day.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Somebody cried to the mods.
Usual goings on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:09, Reply)

The irony is it they were all /talkers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Meh
Standard B3ta. I thought bannings were normally temporary though?
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Tell that to Bert Monkeynonce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:12, Reply)

And yet he keeps cropping up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:14, Reply)

yeah, why does anyone care anymore?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

Actually I do, rather.
Something to do with him being an utter cunt, I think. His last surface made it abundantly clear that he's sat at a computer cataloguing my every post, which is a little unnerving to say the least.

If you're readig this, hi, you jug-eared failed James Bond nonce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I thought that was Bert
I get confused. We need some kind of Dramtis Personae for reference to the drama here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

We ARE talking about Bert, are we not?
I am confused now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:28, Reply)

baldmonkey and Bert
aren't the same people, are they? The plot thickens...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:34, Reply)

The thread is about Baldmonkey
This subthread is about Bert.

GOT IT?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:38, Reply)

ah, now I get it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Last time he lasted less than ten minutes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:15, Reply)

...said the actress, about the vicar.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:20, Reply)

...said his sister, about his nonce-rape.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:21, Reply)

IT WAS CONSENTUAL!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:42, Reply)

AND HE WAS ONLY 24 YEARS OLD
so didn't know any better
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:44, Reply)

You should show this thread to the mods
the upswell of popular opinion here simply can't be ignored.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Needy post is needy.
2/10 JMG.
( girlinthehole, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:40, Reply)

*Internet Argument*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 18:57, Reply)

Gosh, he's a whacky looking chap! What a card, eh?
He could probably do with going to the dentist a bit more than the opticians though.

Some intriguing books there too - I'm guessing he has a happy and fulfilling hobby as a vivisectionist.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:53, Reply)

Landing your cat?
Sanding your cat?

It can't be "understanding your cat", that would be KrAzY
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 17:56, Reply)