I nearly killed him once,
walking down Old Street not paying attention, I nearly knocked him in front of a car. Whilst I was apologising I realised who it was and my apology suddenly became a lot more genuine.

Then I remembered 'Big Audio Dynamite' and ran him over in a steamroller*

*QOTW LIAR IN FULL EFFECT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Had 'im in the back of me taxi once
Decent geezer until he he started on about Sigue Sigue Sputnik.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)

In the biblical sense?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Can one 'start on about Sigue Sigue Sputnik'
in a biblical sense?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)

There must be some sort of biblical damnation
Which applies.

Why is Tony James still alive when far better men have died?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Incontrovertible proof that karma is nonsense.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 20:59, Reply)

I've done a bit of Karma tonight.
I've taught Willenium about Tommy Bolin.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Have you
heard the remixed 'Come Taste The Band' that everyone is raving about?

I haven't yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)

No
Not my favourite DP album by a long way.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:07, Reply)

In Rock for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Yes
And Machinehead - the real DP.

But by hell they've strolled through a lot of sounds from Electric Folk (Book of Taliesin) to Jazz Funk (PerfectStrangers).
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Yo Daddio-
Deep Purple are WACK.

The only good thing is when they get referred to as DP.

Pornlolz FTMFW.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Martin Degville is a complete fucking 'helmand province' as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Then there's "Billy"
The King Rocker himself...cunt.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

One of my college pals'
best mates was a gofer for Idol in the 90s. My friend went into the studio where he was 'working' on another heap of shit. The word came down from the control room that 'Billy wants some more coke' - this chap phoned in a delivery and proceeded to nick half of each wrap. My pal said 'surely he'll notice that you've clearly robbed him?' only to be told 'Fuck off! He's never seen a real gram in his life'.

/boring druglolz yarn
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:24, Reply)